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<span id="felltypeGP">The entrance</span>
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<b>Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</b>
<<else>>\
<b>Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</b>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
<<if $fails == 0>>\
All right, so nobody noticed you weren't supposed to be here. Time to start exploring, practice bullshitting to train your pokerface and figure out where the poker tournament is held. You're not going home without that gold Rolex!
<<else>>\
Okay, new costume, new attempt. This time try to be more careful, and go get that gold Rolex!
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
You are alone.
You have access to the [[Ballroom]].
\
<<set $mylocation = "Entrance">>\<span id="felltypeGP">The poker room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
The poker room is a dimly lit space. In the center stands a wooden casino poker table with green cloth and smooth leather armrests. Two men and a card dealer sit around.
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
You can talk to [[card dealer]], \
<<if $id_mercer == false>>\
[[Mandrake the Magician|Robert Mercer]] and \
<<else>>\
[[Robert Mercer]] and \
<</if>>\
<<if $id_damato == false>>\
[[a white guy|Alfonse D'Amato]].\
<<else>>\
[[Alfonse D'Amato]].\
<</if>>\
You have access to the [[Library]].
<<set $mylocation = "Poker room">>\<span id="felltypeGP">The kitchen</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
The kitchen is steaming hot. It is hard to imagine anyone wanting to stay here, but somehow four guests are standing around the stove, admiringly observing the steam escaping from big pans of soup.
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
You can talk to \
<<if $id_soon == false>>\
[[an Asian guy|Willie Soon]], \
<<else>>\
[[Willie Soon]], \
<</if>>\
<<if $id_dbast == false>>\
[[A British bobby|Diane Bast]], \
<<else>>\
[[Diane Bast]], \
<</if>>\
<<if $id_jbast == false>>\
[[A prisoner with the word DENIER on his back|Joseph Bast]] and \
<<else>>\
[[Joseph Bast]] and \
<</if>>\
<<if $id_mone == false>>\
[[Obi Wan Kenobi|Lawrence Mone]]. \
<<else>>\
[[Lawrence Mone]]. \
<</if>>\
You have access to the [[Ballroom]] and the [[Broom closet]].
<<set $mylocation = "Kitchen">>\<span id="felltypeGP">The balcony</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
While you breathe in the fresh December air, you look out over the garden around the mansion. It's very quiet out here. You take a deep breath, stretch your arms overhead and after listening to the silence for a few minutes, notice the absolute absence of owls.
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
You are alone.
You have access to the [[Ballroom]]
<span id="felltypeGP">The ballroom</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
The ballroom is a large space filled with tables carying food and drinks. There is a small stage, perhaps for speeches. The walls are decorated with big clouds, as if you're in heaven. Four men are standing next to the stage, talking to each other.
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
You can talk to \
<<if $id_trump == false>>\
[[a white guy|Donald Trump]], \
<<else>>\
[[Donald Trump]], \
<</if>>\
<<if $id_kimball == false>>\
[[Comte de Rochambeau|Roger Kimball]], \
<<else>>\
[[Roger Kimball]], \
<</if>>\
<<if $id_lavalle == false>>\
[[Superman|John Jay Lavalle]] \
<<else>>\
[[John Jay Lavalle]] \
<</if>>\
and <<if $id_bbarr == false>>\
[[another white guy|Bob Barr]]. \
<<else>>\
[[Bob Barr]]. \
<</if>>\
You have access to the [[Entrance]], [[Kitchen]], [[Library]] and [[Balcony]].
\
<<set $mylocation = "Ballroom">>\<span id="felltypeGP">The gun room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
Display cabinets, showing firearms from early 18th century rifles to the latest semi-automatic, are covering every wall surface. The centerpiece is an IMI Uzi 9 millimeter with a signed poster of The Terminator behind it.
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
You can talk to <<if $id_jbarr == false>>\
[[a white woman|Jeri Barr]], \
<<else>>\
[[Jeri Barr]], \
<</if>>\
<<if $id_prince == false>>\
[[a white guy|Erik Prince]], \
<<else>>\
[[Erik Prince]], \
<</if>>\
<<if $id_thiel == false>>\
[[Hulk Hogan|Peter Thiel]] and \
<<else>>\
[[Peter Thiel]] and \
<</if>>\
<<if $id_hatfill == false>>\
[[a Ghostbuster|Steven Hatfill]]. \
<<else>>\
[[Steven Hatfill]]. \
<</if>>
You have access to the [[Library]].
<<set $mylocation = "Gun room">>\<span id="felltypeGP">VILLAINS AND HEROES</span>
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
Welcome to “Villains and Heroes”, an interactive fiction based on real events.
Disclaimer: none of the events and conversations in this story are real. The only facts are the location of the event and the guests present. The things they say and the rooms they are in are fictional. This story is a satire.
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Hmmm... I see...|bg][$mylocation = "home"]]
<<set $mylocation = "home">>\<span id="felltypeGP">Home</span>
You are in a Pikachu onesie. You are broke.
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Survive another day.</span>
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
Good morning. Welcome to another day of precarity. You're about to make yourself some coffee when you hear something drop on the doormat. You walk up to the door and find a letter.
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You are curious and open the letter|card]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You trash the letter. It's probably a bill...|end_1]]
<<set $mylocation = "invite">>\<span id="felltypeGP">Home</span>
You are in a Pikachu onesie. You are broke.
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Survive another day.</span>
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
In the envelop is a card with a sword yielding centurion, slashing the head of a serpent-haired medusa.
“Dear friend,
You are cordially invited to our anual costume party, the 3rd of December 2016, at the Owl's nest, Long Island, New York. The theme is Villains and Heroes. Please come dressed as your favorite hero(in) or villain. You can select your costume on www.villains-and-heroes.com.
Please do not share any information about this event to the press. We appreciate your discretion.
<span id="highlighted">You will be awarded 10 pokerchips at the start of the evening. If you play your cards right, you may be going home with a gold Rolex</span>.
Kindest regards,
The Mercers.”
Obviously, you do not know the Mercers personally. This must have been a mistake. Anyway, you sure could use some extra cash. That Rolex... Hmmm...
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Okay, let's pick a costume and bullshit my way into this party!|website_2]]
\
<<set $mylocation = "card">>\<span id="felltypeGP">Home</span>
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
<<set $met_trump = false>>\
<<set $id_trump = false>>\
<<set $met_bannon = false>>\
<<set $id_bannon = false>>\
<<set $met_conway = false>>\
<<set $id_conway = false>>\
<<set $met_mercer = false>>\
<<set $id_mercer = false>>\
<<set $met_prince = false>>\
<<set $id_prince = false>>\
<<set $met_farage = false>>\
<<set $id_farage = false>>\
<<set $met_damato = false>>\
<<set $id_damato = false>>\
<<set $met_bbarr = false>>\
<<set $id_bbarr = false>>\
<<set $met_jbarr = false>>\
<<set $id_jbarr = false>>\
<<set $met_bbozell = false>>\
<<set $id_bbozell = false>>\
<<set $met_dbast = false>>\
<<set $id_dbast = false>>\
<<set $met_lavalle = false>>\
<<set $id_lavalle = false>>\
<<set $met_jbast = false>>\
<<set $id_jbast = false>>\
<<set $met_mone = false>>\
<<set $id_mone = false>>\
<<set $met_mgarrett = false>>\
<<set $id_mgarrett = false>>\
<<set $met_nbozell = false>>\
<<set $id_nbozell = false>>\
<<set $met_thiel = false>>\
<<set $id_thiel = false>>\
<<set $met_rebekah = false>>\
<<set $id_rebekah = false>>\
<<set $met_damato = false>>\
<<set $id_damato = false>>\
<<set $met_astorino = false>>\
<<set $id_astorino = false>>\
<<set $met_kimball = false>>\
<<set $id_kimball = false>>\
<<set $met_santavicca = false>>\
<<set $id_santavicca = false>>\
<<set $met_sgarrett = false>>\
<<set $id_sgarrett = false>>\
<<set $met_hatfill = false>>\
<<set $id_hatfill = false>>\
<<set $met_mumma = false>>\
<<set $id_mumma = false>>\
<<set $met_soon = false>>\
<<set $id_soon = false>>\
<<set $id_hmercer = false>>\
<<set $met_hmercer = false>>\
Once again you pick up your phone and check out the costume website. It's still working, and you can still order for free with near instant delivery via an Amazon drone. Choices are getting smaller though. Only following costumes are still available:
<<if $tried_costumes.includes("Friedrich Hayek")>>\
<span id="fellflower3">1</span><strike>Friedrich Hayek.</strike>
<<else>>\
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Friedrich Hayek.|Entrance][$costume to "Friedrich Hayek"; $lying = $lying + 5; $tried_costumes.push("Friedrich Hayek")]]
<</if>>\
<<if $tried_costumes.includes("Joker")>>\
<span id="fellflower3">1</span><strike>The Joker.</strike>
<<else>>\
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[The Joker.|Entrance][$costume to "Joker"; $lying = $lying - 5; $tried_costumes.push("Joker")]]
<</if>>\
<<if $tried_costumes.includes("Mother Teresa")>>\
<span id="fellflower3">1</span><strike>Mother Teresa.</strike>
<<else>>\
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Mother Teresa.|Entrance][$costume to "Mother Teresa"; $lying = $lying - 10; $tried_costumes.push("Mother Teresa")]]
<</if>>\
<<if $tried_costumes.includes("Ayn Rand")>>\
<span id="fellflower3">1</span><strike>Ayn Rand.</strike>
<<else>>\
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Ayn Rand.|Entrance][$costume to "Ayn Rand"; $lying = $lying + 10; $tried_costumes.push("Ayn Rand")]]
<</if>>\
<<if $tried_costumes.includes("Rosa Parks")>>\
<span id="fellflower3">1</span><strike>Rosa Parks.</strike>
<<else>>\
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Rosa Parks.|Entrance][$costume to "Rosa Parks"; $lying = $lying - 20; $tried_costumes.push("Rosa Parks")]]
<</if>>\
<<if $tried_costumes.includes("John Rockefeller")>>\
<span id="fellflower3">1</span><strike>John Rockefeller.</strike>
<<else>>\
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[John Rockefeller.|Entrance][$costume to "John Rockefeller"; $lying = $lying + 10; $tried_costumes.push("John Rockefeller")]]
<</if>>\
<<set $mylocation = "website">>\<span id="felltypeGP">Front gate of the Owl's nest</span>
You are disguised as $costume. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
Awesome, you now have a perfectly fitting camouflage. Your Uber driver looked a bit concerned, probably worried about how $costume would rate the ride. These are tough times.
You step out of the car in front of the gates of the Mercer mansion. A few journalists are there. They are not allowed to enter.
You approach the gate. The guards are very impressed with your $costume costume, yet they are not going to let you in that easily it seems. Keep calm, don't panic.
One of them casually asks: “So... $costume, what brings you to the party?”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Wanna get fired? I am a close friend of the family you idiot!|arrival_2][$bad_answer = false; $lying = $lying + 10]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[I don't know dude, I got the invitation by mistake!|arrival_2][$bad_answer = true]]
\
<<set $mylocation = "arrival">>\<span id="felltypeGP">The ballroom</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/trump.png]]
<<if $met_trump == false>>\
<q>Hi there $costume. I don't remember ever seeing you around... *looks at you with suspicion*
What a great party. It's fantastic. Let me tell you about parties. I love parties. No one loves parties more than me, believe me. Now that I'm president, parties will be better. They will be great. It's true. I have the best parties.
What brings you here $costume?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[How could I pass up an opportunity to hang out with my friends?|trump_a][$bad_answer = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[I received an invitation and thought, meh... free drinks, let's go.|trump_a][$bad_answer = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[I don't know.|trump_b]]
<<set $met_trump = true>>\
<<elseif $id_trump == false>>\
<q>We've met. A white guy, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Oh dear... I'll [[go mingle|Ballroom]].
<<else>>
<q>We've met. Donald Trump, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Oh dear... I'll [[go mingle|Ballroom]].
<</if>>\<span id="felltypeGP">The library</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_farage == false>>\
[img[img/nelson.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/farage.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $met_farage == false>>\
<q>Jolly good to see you $costume! Ah it's good to be back in the US. I met with Donald in Trump Tower this November to discuss freedom and winning.
We're good friends, just like me and Steve and of course our host! Who generously donated the services of Cambridge Analytica to the leave.EU campaign and his intellectual property to both Vote Leave and Leave.EU via Aggregate IQ. I am ‘the catalyst’ for the rise of Donald Trump. In August he tweeted: ‘They will soon be calling me MR. BREXIT!’
Not many people grasped what that meant at the time. It's so obvious though. The people are fed up with the corrupt elite and want change. We rose to the occasion.
Clever eh?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Very clever indeed.|farage_a][$bad_answer = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Aren't you and Trump part of an elite as well?|farage_a][$bad_answer = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Oh come on, this is all about trade deals and deregulation...|farage_b]]
<<set $met_farage = true>>\
<<elseif $id_farage == false>>\
<q>We've met. Lord Nelson, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Must have slipped my mind! I'll [[go mingle|Library]].
<<else>>\
<q>We've met. Nigel Farage, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Must have slipped my mind! I'll [[go mingle|Library]].
<</if>>\<span id="felltypeGP">The library</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_conway == false>>\
[img[img/superwoman.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/kellyanne.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $met_conway == false>>\
<q>Interesting pick of costume $costume! I picked mine for obvious reasons. It's forbidden for PAC's and election campaigns to collaborate, yet I managed to work on the Trump campaign as well as the Make America Number 1 PAC through my polling company called The Polling Company! There was no overlap, even though I only have a staff of five.
By the way, have you heard of the Council for National Policy?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Not recently.|conway_a][$bad_answer = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[I'm a gold circle member.|conway_a][$bad_answer = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You mean the lobby group pretending to be a non-profit?|conway_b]]
<<set $met_conway = true>>\
<<elseif $id_conway == false>>\
<q>We've met. Superwoman, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Doh! I'll [[go mingle|Library]].
<<else>>\
<q>We've met. Kellyanne, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Doh! I'll [[go mingle|Library]].
<</if>>\<span id="felltypeGP">The library</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/bannon.png]]
<<if $met_bannon == false>>\
<q>Why hello there $costume, welcome to the culture warlord meetup! We were just discussing the intricacies of information warfare. I'm quite the expert, having been Chief Executive of the Trump Campaign and all. I'm mighty pleased to announce I'll be the President's Chief Strategist and Senior Councelor.
In a way, this is MY victory. I've been working towards this for years. Producing movies with Citizens United, such as Hillary: The Movie and Battle for America, trashing the Clintons some more by helping Breitbart editor Peter Schweizer publish his book Clinton Cash and producing it as a movie together with Rebekah.
Been fighting the mainstream media as CEO of Breitbart News, attacking the corrupt Washington elites through the Government Accountability Institute and influencing voters as president and board member of Cambridge Analytica... heck, I even introduced Cambridge Analytica to BOTH Brexit campaigns! *chuckles*
Do you reckon Donald would have won if it weren't for me and the Mercers?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[No way dude, this was you and Bekah all the way.|bannon_a][$bad_answer = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Perhaps mounting frustration with the powerlessness of government to tackle large societal issues had something to do with it too?|bannon_a][$bad_answer = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Anyone using a politics of fear in combination with smear campaigns, reaching vulnarable groups through unregulated social media platforms could have won this election...|bannon_b]]
<<set $met_bannon = true>>\
<<elseif $id_bannon == false>>\
<q>We've met. A white guy, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Oh thanks for reminding me! I'll [[go mingle|Library]].
<<else>>\
<q>We've met. Steve Bannon, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Oh thanks for reminding me! I'll [[go mingle|Library]].
<</if>>\<span id="felltypeGP">The poker room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_mercer == false>>\
[img[img/mandrake.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/mercer.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $met_mercer == false>>\
<q>Hello $costume. I don't do chit-chat. Let's play poker.</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Reveal me some magic tricks first!|mercer_a][$bad_answer = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[I'm not sure Mandrake, you might trick me...|mercer_a][$bad_answer = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Play poker against a magician? Hell no! Cheat!|mercer_b]]
<<set $met_mercer = true>>\
<<elseif $id_mercer == false>>\
<q>We've met. Mandrake the Magician, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> I must have forgotten... I'll [[go mingle|Poker room]].
<<else>>
<q>We've met. Robert Mercer, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> I must have forgotten... I'll [[go mingle|Poker room]].
<</if>>\<span id="felltypeGP">The gun room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/prince.png]]
<<if $met_prince == false>>\
“Hi there! How do you like the gun room? I never saw the Terminator gun up close before, such a beaut. I am CEO of Frontier Resource Group, founder of Africa-focused security, aviation, and logistics company Fontier Services Group, vice-president of the Prince Foundation and ex-CEO of private military company Blackwater.
I'm an ex-Navy SEAL officer. I started Blackwater, a private military company. From 1997 to 2010, we got awarded $2 billion in government security contracts. ‘We are trying to do for the national security apparatus what FedEx did for the Postal Service’. We provided a lighter, faster, private solution to complement the slow government bureaucracy. Some of my operatives opened fire in a crowded square in Baghdad, in 2007, killing 17 Iraqi civilians, seriously wounding 20. I had to sell the company 2 years later...
Gosh I love guns, don't you just love guns?”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[They are a marvel of modern engineering.|prince_a][$bad_answer = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Guns terrify me.|prince_a][$bad_answer = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[I'm a pacifist. I hate guns.|prince_b]]
<<set $met_prince = true>>\
<<elseif $id_prince == false>>\
“We've met. A white guy, remember?”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> That's odd... I'll [[go mingle|Gun room]].
<<else>>\
“We've met. Erik Prince, remember?”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> That's odd... I'll [[go mingle|Gun room]].
<</if>>\<span id="felltypeGP">The broom closet</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/santavicca.png]]
<<if $met_santavicca == false>>\
<q>Oh you startled me $costume! Me and Rob were just discussing what would be the best strategy to beat Mercer and D'Amato at poker later... Me and Rob go way back. He used to be a local television sportscaster who covered several of Yorktown's games back in the 90s when I was coach. That's how I know the Mercers, I coached Heather Sue when she was starting place kicker in an all-male team.
‘Was she great? No. Was she good? Yes.’ ‘If she couldn’t kick, I wouldn’t have played her.’
Anyways, we were talking poker strategy... Rob really wants a Rolex. Any chips left $costume?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[No I'm all out...|santavicca_a][$bad_answer = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[I have some left|santavicca_a][$bad_answer = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[I'm not paying for Rob's Rolex! |santavicca_b]]
<<set $met_santavicca = true>>\
<<elseif $id_santavicca == false>>\
<q>We've met. A white guy, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Oh my... I'll [[go mingle|Broom closet]].
<<else>>
<q>We've met. Ron Santavicca, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Oh my... I'll [[go mingle|Broom closet]].
<</if>>\<span id="felltypeGP">The gun room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_thiel == false>>\
[img[img/hulk.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/thiel.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $met_thiel == false>>\
“Hello $costume! Good to see you here in the midst of one of the country's largest collections of machine guns and historical firearms! I'm not directly into guns but my big data analysis company Palantir has military contracts and develops software for U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement. Of course we play no role in deportations. We're proud of our ICM software, which is considered ‘mission critical’ to ICE.
I'm a bit worried about bad press... Sophie Schmidt, ex-CEO of Google's Eric Schmidt's daughter, tried to introduce SCL, Cambridge Analytica's mother company, to us in 2012. In 2014, one of our employees engaged in an entirely personal capacity with people associated with Cambridge Analytica. Me being a Facebook board member and investor and all that they've done with Facebook data... It might raise a few eyebrows.
‘The fate of our world may depend on the effort of a single person who builds or propagates the machinery of freedom that makes the world safe for capitalism.’ But with bad press... what do you think?”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[I think it'll blow over.|thiel_a][$bad_answer = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Shouldn't you be more worried about the negative effects of big data analytics applied to influencing elections rather than bad press?|thiel_a][$bad_answer = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[The fate of the world depends on capitalism just as the fate of the poor depends on tax evasion.|thiel_b]]
<<set $met_thiel = true>>\
<<elseif $id_thiel == false>>\
<q>We've met. Hulk Hogan, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> The champagne must have gone to my head. I'll [[go mingle|Gun room]].
<<else>>\
<q>We've met. Peter Thiel, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> The champagne must have gone to my head. I'll [[go mingle|Gun room]].
<</if>>\<span id="felltypeGP">The library</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_rebekah == false>>\
[img[img/blackwiddow.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/rebekah.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $met_rebekah == false>>\
“Hello $costume! I'm known as the first lady of the alt-right. You may have heard of me through my activities as board member of the far-right, anti-muslim Gatestone Institute, co-owner and board member of far-right news outlet Breitbart, ex-board member of Cambridge Analytica, chairman of the board and ex-director of the Government Accountability Insitute co-founded by Steve, board member of the Exxon funded, climate science denying Heritage Foundation, and last but not least, part of Donald's transition team.
I've recommended Kellyanne Conway, David Bossie and Steve Bannon to Trump's campaign. I'll recommend Steve as Chief of Staff, John Bolton as Secretary of State and Arthur Robinson, the biochemist who founded the Oregon Institute of Science and Medicine, as national science advisor.
He collected 14.000 human urine samples, claiming they hold the key to extending the human life span. He believes global warming is a hoax, opposes abortion, supports gun rights, cutting taxes, increasing border security and building new power plants.
Wouldn't he make an excellent national science advisor?”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Sounds like the right guy for the job!|rebekah_a][$bad_answer = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Are you sure he's a scientist?|rebekah_a][$bad_answer = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[What? The guy from the Oregon Petition, supposedly signed by 31.000 people, amongst who a Spice Girl and several Star Wars characters, that urged the US government to reject the Kyoto protocol because limiting CO2 emissions would harm the environment???|rebekah_b]]
<<set $met_rebekah = true>>\
<<elseif $id_rebekah == false>>\
<q>We've met. The Black Widdow, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> I was only kidding haha, I'll [[go mingle|Library]].
<<else>>
<q>We've met. Rebekah Mercer, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> I was only kidding haha, I'll [[go mingle|Library]].
<</if>>\<span id="felltypeGP">The ballroom</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/bbar.png]]
<<if $met_bbarr == false>>\
<q>Why nice to see you $costume! Let me introduce myself, I'm one of Donald's lawyers and ‘the idol of the gun-toting, abortion-fighting, IRS-hating hard right wing of American politics’ according to a 2002 OnlineAthens.com article. I'm honorary chairman of Citizens United. Steve Bannon made some films for them, he's in the Library.</q>
[[Interesting...|bbar_a01]]
<<elseif $id_bbarr == false>>\
<q>We've met. A white guy, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Oh whoops! I'll [[go mingle|Ballroom]].
<<else>>
<q>We've met. Bob Barr, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Oh whoops! I'll [[go mingle|Ballroom]].
<</if>>\<span id="felltypeGP">The gun room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/jbar.png]]
<<if $met_jbarr == false>>\
“Oh my, don't you look gorgeous $costume! Did my husband Bob send you over to the gun room? He sure loves guns!
He is a National Rifle Association board member. He set up a non-profit, the Law Enforcement Education Organization, that bought a small town sherriff in Lake Arthur, New Mexico, a new Jeep. Robert Mercer, and some security guards for billionaires Elon Musk, Steve Wynn and the Koch brothers, registered as police volunteers there, and got national concealed-carry rights. Isn't that just grand?”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Awesome! where do I sign up?|jbarr_a][$bad_answer = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Do you mean they bought a police badge so they could carry a concealed weapon everywhere in the US, all the time?|jbarr_a][$bad_answer = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[That is wrong on so many levels...|jbarr_b]]
<<set $met_jbarr = true>>\
<<elseif $id_jbarr == false>>\
<q>We've met. A white woman, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> How embarrassing! I'll [[go mingle|Gun room]].
<<else>>\
<q>We've met. Jeri Barr, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> How embarrassing! I'll [[go mingle|Gun room]].
<</if>>\<span id="felltypeGP">The broom closet</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/astorino.png]]
<<if $met_astorino == false>>\
<q>Hello $costume, what brings you to the broom closet? Are you looking for extra poker chips as well? Gosh I sure would like a rematch and beat Robert and Alfonse at poker. *sighs* I've been dreaming of a Rolex Submariner for years now... If I don't win it tonight, I might have to take more desperate measures...
Any poker chips you could spare, dear $costume?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[When I win at poker I'll share some chips with you my friend!|astorino_a][$bad_answer = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Sorry dude, I'm flat out|astorino_a][$bad_answer = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[No way, I'm not sponsoring your Rolex fantasies!|astorino_b]]
<<set $met_astorino = true>>\
<<elseif $id_astorino == false>>\
<q>We've met. A white guy, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Indeed! I'll [[go mingle|Broom closet]].
<<else>>
<q>We've met. Rob Astorino, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Indeed! I'll [[go mingle|Broom closet]].
<</if>>\<span id="felltypeGP">The poker room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/alfonse.png]]
<<if $met_damato == false>>\
<q>You're probably thinking... where do I know this guy from. Lemme help you. You read ‘Power, Pasta and Politics: the world according to...’. I'm one of those familiar faces. Played myself in The Devil's Advocate.
I just love to hang out with these fine folks here. We are united on so many fronts. They call it the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, hehehe! It's vast alright. But a conspiracy? Maybe now that more and more money goes through Donors Trust, and donations become untraceable...
Anyways, poker for gold Rolexes... who can say no to that. What brings you here? Poker or the VRWC?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Poker for gold Rolexes of course!|damato_a][$bad_answer = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[What is the VRWC?|damato_a][$bad_answer = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[I'm here to plead for tight regulations regarding transparency in donations to non-profits.|damato_b]]
<<set $met_damato = true>>\
<<elseif $id_damato == false>>\
<q>We've met. A white guy, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> I must have blanked! I'll [[go mingle|Poker room]].
<<else>>\
<q>We've met. Alfonse D'Amato, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> I must have blanked! I'll [[go mingle|Poker room]].
<</if>>\<<if $id_sgarrett == false>>\
[img[img/gangster_capone.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/sgarrett.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $met_sgarrett == false>>\
We have not met before. Thematic blabla.
[[Good.|sgarrett_a]]
[[Bad.|sgarrett_a]]
[[Worst.|sgarrett_b]]
<<set $met_sgarrett = true>>\
<<elseif $id_sgarrett == false>>\
We've met. The gangster from the 30's, remember? You should [[go mingle|Dining room]].
<<else>>
We've met. Scott Garrett, remember? You should [[go mingle|Dining room]].
<</if>>\<<if $id_mgarrett == false>>\
[img[img/gangster_frechette.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/mgarrett.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $met_mgarrett == false>>\
We have not met before. Thematic blabla.
[[Good.|mgarrett_a]]
[[Bad.|mgarrett_a]]
[[Worst.|mgarrett_b]]
<<set $met_mgarrett = true>>\
<<elseif $id_mgarrett == false>>\
We've met. The other gangster from the 30's, remember? You should [[go mingle|Dining room]].
<<else>>
We've met. Mary Ellen Garrett, remember? You should [[go mingle|Dining room]].
<</if>>\<span id="felltypeGP">The kitchen</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/willie.png]]
<<if $met_soon == false>>\
<q>Dear $costume, can I ask you for your support to Clexit for a Climate Exit, out of the Paris agreement. I'm a founding member. Brexit was very inspiring to me. As founding secretary Viv Forbes mentions in our press release: ‘Carbon dioxide does not control the climate. It is an essential plant food and more carbon dioxide will produce more plant growth and a greener globe.’
Harmful, costly, unscientific climate treaties should be torn up, don't you think?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Of course, so costly...|soon_a][$bad_answer = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Isn't climate change rather costly in the long run?|soon_a][$bad_answer = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Those treaties are based on solid, unbiased science and climate change causes desertification, not plant growth.|soon_b]]
<<set $met_soon = true>>\
<<elseif $id_soon == false>>\
<q>We've met. An Asian guy, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Now I remember! I'll [[go mingle|Kitchen]].
<<else>>
<q>We've met. Willy Soon, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Now I remember! I'll [[go mingle|Kitchen]].
<</if>>\<span id="felltypeGP">The library</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_bbozell == false>>\
[img[img/lionheart.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/bbozell.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $met_bbozell == false>>\
“How good to meet you $costume! Allow me to introduce myself. I'm the founder of the Media Research Center. Our mission is to expose and neutralize the propaganda arm of the Left: the national news media. I'm also president of ForAmerica, taking the battle for freedom, prosperity and virtue to social media. ‘We make freedom go viral’.
Texas Senator Ted Cruz once said: ‘...What ForAmerica does so well is to light up the phones in Congress, to light up Facebook, to light up Twitter, to speak out, to do what we did in the late 1970s in the Reagan Revolution.’
What are you doing to expose and combat liberal media bias?”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[What liberal media bias?.|bbozell_a][$bad_answer = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[I'm on social media like all the time.|bbozell_a][$bad_answer = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Media objectivity is a myth, even truly independent, ad-free sources of news promote certain world views, simply probably not yours.|bbozell_b]]
<<set $met_bbozell = true>>\
<<elseif $id_bbozell == false>>\
<q>We've met. Lionheart the crusading monarch, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Gosh, you're right! I'll [[go mingle|Library]].
<<else>>\
<q>We've met. Brent Bozell, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Gosh, you're right! I'll [[go mingle|Library]].
<</if>>\<span id="felltypeGP">The kitchen</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_dbast == false>>\
[img[img/bobby.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/dbast.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $met_dbast == false>>\
<q>Come join us at the stove, $costume! Nothing relaxes me more than watching things slowly simmer. I needed that, after editing or writing more than 160 studies and 20 books on state and local public policy, including all volumes in the Climate Change Reconsidered series produced by Heartland for the Nongovernmental International Panel on Climate Change... *looks exhausted*
Me and Joseph worked for Heartland since the 80s. We were it's first employees! Joseph was only 26, with nothing but a high school diploma. Yet he wrote or edited 21 books on topics such as global warming, smoking, education and healthcare.
It's getting a bit hot in here, isn't it?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[It's probably good for the plants, don't worry about it.|dbast_a][$bad_answer = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[It is, perhaps we should open a window, stop burning fossil fuels?|dbast_a][$bad_answer = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Why don't you use your network to influence public policy on heat emissions by gas stoves!|dbast_b]]
<<set $met_dbast = true>>\
<<elseif $id_dbast == false>>\
<q>We've met. A Brittish bobby, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Jeez, of course! I'll [[go mingle|Kitchen]].
<<else>>
<q>We've met. Diane Bast, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Jeez, of course! I'll [[go mingle|Kitchen]].
<</if>>\<span id="felltypeGP">The kitchen</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_jbast == false>>\
[img[img/prisoner.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/jbast.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $met_jbast == false>>\
<q>Why hello there $costume! I was just standing here enjoying the heat of the stove. Nothing wrong with a little warmth in December at this latitude. I'm CEO of the Heartland Institute, your favorite libertarian public policy think tank! We've been fighting tobacco regulation and promoting climate change denial since 1984!
We're thinking about starting public ‘red team - blue team’ debates on climate science in Congress. Donald might just assign a friendly Environmental Protection Agency administrator. Besides, I'm close to Steve Bannon... I'll ask him to keep reminding Donald to withdraw from the Paris Climate agreement.
In 2012 Hearland wanted to develop a global warming curriculum for K-12 schools, to teach kids that the topic of climate change is controversial and uncertain. Perhaps we should revisit that idea, what do you think?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Excellent idea.|jbast_a][$bad_answer = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Did you forget to launch that program in Sweden?|jbast_a][$bad_answer = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[As a non-profit charity accepting tax-deductible donations, Heartland should do work based on facts not fiction|jbast_b]]
<<set $met_jbast = true>>\
<<elseif $id_jbast == false>>\
<q>We've met. A prisoner with the word DENIER on his back, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> How silly of me. I'll [[go mingle|Kitchen]].
<<else>>
<q>We've met. Joseph Bast, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> How silly of me. I'll [[go mingle|Kitchen]].
<</if>>\<span id="felltypeGP">The kitchen</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_mone == false>>\
[img[img/obiwan.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/mone.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $met_mone == false>>\
<q>My dear $costume, how good to meet you. I'm the president of the Manhattan Institute for Policy Research, a think tank focussed on disseminating new ideas that foster greater economic choice and individual responsibility. We turn intellect into influence.
Rebekah Mercer, in the library, and Roger Kimball, in the ballroom, are on our board of trustees. You'll never guess who founded the institute... Anthony Fisher, in 1977. He also founded the Atlas Network, the Institute of Economic Affairs, the Adam Smith Insitute and the Fraser Institute. Friedrich Hayek himself convinced him that think tanks were the best way to achieve political change.
BRILLIANT don't you think?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Very efficient indeed!|mone_a][$bad_answer = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[If they're funded by industry, doesn't that create power assymetries?|mone_a][$bad_answer = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[If they're untransparently funded lobby machines, then no, not a good way to achieve change...|mone_b]]
<<set $met_mone = true>>\
<<elseif $id_mone == false>>\
<q>We've met. Obi-Wan Kenobi, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> How could I forget? I'll [[go mingle|Kitchen]].
<<else>>
<q>We've met. Lawrence Mone, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> How could I forget? I'll [[go mingle|Kitchen]].
<</if>>\<span id="felltypeGP">The library</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
The library is a large room with dark wooden book closets from floor to ceiling. There is a fireplace with two Chesterfield chairs and a sofa. Three men and two women sit around the fire.
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
You can talk to <<if $id_bannon == false>>\
[[a white guy|Steve Bannon]], \
<<else>>\
[[Steve Bannon]], \
<</if>>\
<<if $id_conway == false>>\
[[Superwoman|Kellyanne Conway]], \
<<else>>\
[[Kellyanne Conway]], \
<</if>>\
<<if $id_rebekah == false>>\
[[The Black Widdow|Rebekah Mercer]], \
<<else>>\
[[Rebekah Mercer]], \
<</if>>\
<<if $id_farage == false>>\
[[Lord Nelson|Nigel Farage]] and \
<<else>>\
[[Nigel Farage]] and \
<</if>>\
<<if $id_bbozell == false>>\
[[Lionheart the crusading monarch|Brent Bozell]]. \
<<else>>\
[[Brent Bozell]]. \
<</if>>
You have access to the [[Ballroom]], [[Poker room]] and the [[Gun room]].
<<set $mylocation = "Library">>\<<if $id_nbozell == false>>\
[img[img/joan.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/nbozell.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $met_nbozell == false>>\
We have not met before. Thematic blabla.
[[Good.|nbozell_a]]
[[Bad.|nbozell_a]]
[[Worst.|nbozell_b]]
<<set $met_nbozell = true>>\
<<elseif $id_nbozell == false>>\
We've met. Joan of Arc, remember? You should [[go mingle|Dining room]].
<<else>>
We've met. Norma Bozell, remember? You should [[go mingle|Dining room]].
<</if>>\<span id="felltypeGP">The ballroom</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_kimball == false>>\
[img[img/rochambeau.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/kimball.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $met_kimball == false>>\
<q>Hello $costume! We have not met before. I'm an art critic and a conservative social commentator, editor and publisher of The New Criterion. I'm also on the board of trustees of the Manhattan Institute, you know, Lawrence Mone's running it, he's in the kitchen.
I'm also Chairman of the William F. Buckley, Jr. Program at Yale. William F. Buckley, he's Brent Bozell III's uncle, Brent's in the Library.
Have you read my book ‘The Rape of the Masters: How Political Correctness Sabotages Art’?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Of course I have! It's brilliant.|kimball_a][$bad_answer = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[I'm afraid I haven't...|kimball_a][$bad_answer = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Why would I, bringing social injustice to light can be aesthetically pleasing|kimball_b]]
<<set $met_kimball = true>>
<<elseif $id_kimball == false>>\
<q>We've met. Comte de Rochambeau, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> That's true, I'll [[go mingle|Ballroom]].
<<else>>\
<q>We've met. Roger Kimball, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> That's true, I'll [[go mingle|Ballroom]].
<</if>>\<span id="felltypeGP">The gun room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_hatfill == false>>\
[img[img/ghostbuster.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/hatfill.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $met_hatfill == false>>\
“My goodness $costume, have you ever seen so many gorgeous firearms? I'm a bit of an admirer. I run Templar Jungle Training, which specializes in conducting jungle and Africa specific counter insurgency training for NATO special operations forces and other military units. It has a remote jungle training facility in El Yunque rain forest, Puerto Rico.
I also use the facility for my ABSOG research. It stands for Asymmetric Biodiversity Studies and Observation Group. I'm building a boat with a lab on board to patent new drugs to combat emerging illnessess. ‘I need to go where bacterial World War III is being waged, where there's high biodiversity.’ ‘It's either this, or retiring, getting Alzheimer's and dying’
Would you be up for some training in Puerto Rico?”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Hell yeah!|hatfill_a][$bad_answer = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[I'm not super good at counter insurgency operations.|hatfill_a][$bad_answer = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Why don't you go play imperialism somewhere less biodiverse?|hatfill_b]]
<<set $met_hatfill = true>>\
<<elseif $id_hatfill == false>>\
<q>We've met. A Ghostbuster, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> I totally forgot! I'll [[go mingle|Gun room]].
<<else>>\
<q>We've met. Steven Hatfill, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> I totally forgot! I'll [[go mingle|Gun room]].
<</if>>\<<if $id_mumma == false>>\
[img[img/axe.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/mumma.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $met_mumma == false>>\
We have not met before. Thematic blabla.
[[Good.|mumma_a]]
[[Bad.|mumma_a]]
[[Worst.|mumma_b]]
<<set $met_mumma = true>>\
<<elseif $id_mumma == false>>\
We've met. A guy in a non-descriptive suit with a battle axe, remember? You should [[go mingle|Dining room]].
<<else>>
We've met. William Mumma, remember? You should [[go mingle|Dining room]].
<</if>>\<span id="felltypeGP">The dining room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
The room is filled with a bright light. Bach's "Alles nur nach Gottes Willen" is softly playing in the background. Four people sit at a beautifully decorated table, eating soup with freshly baked bread.
You can talk to \
<<if $id_sgarrett == false>>\
[[a gangster from the 30's|Scott Garrett]], \
<<else>>\
[[Scott Garrett]], \
<</if>>\
<<if $id_mgarrett == false>>\
[[another gangster from the 30's|Mary Ellen Garrett]] \
<<else>>\
[[Mary Ellen Garrett]] \
<</if>>\
<<if $id_mumma == false>>\
[[A guy in a non-descriptive suit with a battle-axe|William Mumma]] and \
<<else>>\
[[William Mumma]] and \
<</if>>\
<<if $id_nbozell == false>>\
[[Joan of Arc|Norma Bozell]]. \
<<else>>\
[[Norma Bozell]]. \
<</if>>\
You have access to the [[Kitchen]] and the [[Entrance]].
<<set $mylocation = "Dining room">>\<span id="felltypeGP">The broom closet</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
You are in a very cramped and dark closet, together with two men softly wispering. When you enter they stop their conversation.
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
You can talk to <<if $id_santavicca == false>>\
[[a white guy|Ron Santavicca]] and \
<<else>>\
[[Ron Santavicca]] and \
<</if>>\
<<if $id_astorino == false>>\
[[another white guy|Rob Astorino]]. \
<<else>>\
[[Rob Astorino]]. \
<</if>>\
You have access to the [[Kitchen]].
<<set $mylocation = "Broom closet">>\<span id="felltypeGP">The ballroom</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_lavalle == false>>\
[img[img/superman.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/lavalle.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $met_lavalle == false>>\
<q>Nice to meet you, $costume! I don't want to brag, but it was me who delivered one of the biggest caches of county votes in the nation for Trump. I've been involved in the campaign as a media surrogate too. I wouldn't mind doing that in 2020 again, work on the campaign... Ah but first I continue as Suffolk County GOP Chairman.
Did you see me on CNN by the way?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Oh I loved what you did on CNN.|lavalle_a][$bad_answer = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[I must have missed it.|lavalle_a][$bad_answer = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[I did, you were lying on national TV!|lavalle_b]]
<<set $met_lavalle = true>>\
<<elseif $id_lavalle == false>>\
<q>We've met. Superman, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Oh right, I'll [[go mingle|Ballroom]].
<<else>>
<q>We've met. John Jay Lavalle, remember?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Oh right, I'll [[go mingle|Ballroom]].
<</if>>\
<span id="felltypeGP">The poker room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/carddealer.png]]
<<if $met_dealer == false>>\
<q>Would you like to play poker?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Yes.|bullshit-check]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[No thanks.|Poker room]]
<<set $met_dealer = true>>\
\
<<elseif $met_dealer == true && $chips < 4>>\
<q>You need at least 4 chips to play, why don't you go find yourself some more?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Ok, I'll go mingle|Poker room]]
<<elseif $met_dealer == true && $chips >= 4>>\
<q>Would you like to play poker? I'm not gonna tell ya about bluffing and bullshitting, you know what you're capable of...</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Yes.|pre-flop]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[No thanks.|Poker room]]
<<else>>
Something went wrong...
<</if>>\<span id="felltypeGP">Game over</span>
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
You toss the letter in the bin and crash on the sofa. You have a few hours left before going to work. How will you occupy your time before the most meaningful part of your daily life finally resumes? How to fill this gaping void? Commenting on hyper significant dramas from subscriber-hungry YouTubers? Browsing endless streams of photo's by joyful, underpaid, Instagram, artisan latte artists? Netflix binge watch another formulaic series that will be cancelled anyway?
Well... that was an exciting adventure!
<span id="felltypeGP">Outside the gates of the Owl's Nest</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
<<if $fails == 1>>\
I am found out! Oh noooooo! What do? Will the guards notice if I come back disguised as someone else?
Nah... They probably won't. But it's a good idea to mind what I say next time.
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Let's [[pick another costume!|website][$chances = $chances - 1]]
<<elseif $fails == 2>>\
I am found out again... This is getting risky. The guards looked at me with suspicion the second time round. Best play along when talking to people.
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Ah well, YOLO! Let's [[pick another costume!|website][$chances = $chances - 1]]
<<elseif $fails == 3>>\
Busted. Is three times a charm? I really hope so! This could very well be my last chance at that Rolex.
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Here we go! Let's [[pick another costume!|website][$chances = $chances - 1]]
<<else>>\
This time it's really over... The security guards recognized you, threw you out and closed the gates.
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> I guess that's [[it then|end_2]]
<</if>>/* SCORES */
You have $chips poker chips.
You have a $lying% capacity to bullshit.
<span id="felltypeGP">The ballroom</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_lavalle == false>>\
[img[img/superman.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/lavalle.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $bad_answer == true>>
“Missed it? It was epic! The host asked me about a Trump tweet that said protesters outside his rally in New Mexico Tuesday night were ‘thugs’.
<<else>>
“Thanks... that means a lot to me. It was epic. The host asked me about a Trump tweet that said protesters outside his rally in New Mexico Tuesday night were ‘thugs’.
<</if>>
I creatively ad-libbed: ‘When I go to a Donald Trump rally I see the American flags raised. When I go to a Hillary Clinton rally, I see people burning American flags and waving Mexican flags.’ The host wanted examples...
<span id="highlighted">Anyways, wanna win a pokerchip? Guess who I am!</span>”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Roger Kimball.|lavalle_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Rob Astorino.|lavalle_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're John Jay Lavalle.|lavalle_a1][$id_lavalle = true; $chips = $chips + 1; $id_guess = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[How could I NOT know you!|lavalle_a1][$lying = $lying + 10; $id_lavalle = true; $id_guess = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[A spreader of fake news?|lavalle_b]]<span id="felltypeGP">The ballroom</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id+"highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id+"highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id+"highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_lavalle == false>>\
[img[img/superman.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/lavalle.png]]\
<</if>>\
<q>Fake news? Alternative facts! You are obviously an intruder. SECURITY!!!!!!</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Oh oh...|end_5][$fails = $fails + 1]]<span id="felltypeGP">The ballroom</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_lavalle == false>>\
[img[img/superman.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/lavalle.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $id_lavalle == false>>\
<q>What? No. And I ain't tellin'.
Ah... I really fell in love with national politics this year. ‘To participate directly in the election of a president, that’s the Super Bowl of politics’</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Ok mystery man, talk later!|Ballroom]]
<<elseif $id_guess == true>>\
<q>Well done! John Jay Lavalle in the flesh! Here, have a pokerchip, you earned it!
Ah... I really fell in love with national politics this year. ‘To participate directly in the election of a president, that’s the Super Bowl of politics’</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Thanks for the pokerchip man, talk later!|Ballroom]]
<<else>>\
<q>You cheeky little bastard! Trying to bluff your way out... John Jay Lavalle in the flesh!
Ah... I really fell in love with national politics this year. ‘To participate directly in the election of a president, that’s the Super Bowl of politics’</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Thanks for letting me practice my skills, talk later!|Ballroom]]
<</if>>\
Marloes de Valk
/* SET VARIABLES */
<<set $lying = 50>>
<<set $chips = 0>>
<<set $mylocation = "start">>
<<set $met_trump = false>>
<<set $id_trump = false>>
<<set $met_bannon = false>>
<<set $id_bannon = false>>
<<set $met_conway = false>>
<<set $id_conway = false>>
<<set $met_mercer = false>>
<<set $id_mercer = false>>
<<set $met_prince = false>>
<<set $id_prince = false>>
<<set $met_farage = false>>
<<set $id_farage = false>>
<<set $met_damato = false>>
<<set $id_damato = false>>
<<set $met_bbarr = false>>
<<set $id_bbarr = false>>
<<set $met_jbarr = false>>
<<set $id_jbarr = false>>
<<set $met_bbozell = false>>
<<set $id_bbozell = false>>
<<set $met_dbast = false>>
<<set $id_dbast = false>>
<<set $met_lavalle = false>>
<<set $id_lavalle = false>>
<<set $met_jbast = false>>
<<set $id_jbast = false>>
<<set $met_mone = false>>
<<set $id_mone = false>>
<<set $met_mgarrett = false>>
<<set $id_mgarrett = false>>
<<set $met_nbozell = false>>
<<set $id_nbozell = false>>
<<set $met_thiel = false>>
<<set $id_thiel = false>>
<<set $met_rebekah = false>>
<<set $id_rebekah = false>>
<<set $met_damato = false>>
<<set $id_damato = false>>
<<set $met_astorino = false>>
<<set $id_astorino = false>>
<<set $met_kimball = false>>
<<set $id_kimball = false>>
<<set $met_santavicca = false>>
<<set $id_santavicca = false>>
<<set $met_sgarrett = false>>
<<set $id_sgarrett = false>>
<<set $met_hatfill = false>>
<<set $id_hatfill = false>>
<<set $met_mumma = false>>
<<set $id_mumma = false>>
<<set $met_soon = false>>
<<set $id_soon = false>>
<<set $id_hmercer = false>>
<<set $met_hmercer = false>>
<<set $costume = "yourself">>
<<set $tried_costumes to ["yourself"]>>
<<set $bad_answer = false>>
<<set $rolex = 1>>
<<set $chances = 4>>
<<set $fails = 0>>
<<set $id_guess = false>>
/* variables pokergame, set at initation */
<<set $myCard1 to []>>
<<set $myCard2 to []>>
<<set $myCard3 to []>>
<<set $myCard4 to []>>
<<set $myCard5 to []>>
<<set $myCard6 to []>>
<<set $myCard7 to []>>
<<set $myHouse1 to []>>
<<set $myHouse2 to []>>
<<set $myHouse3 to []>>
<<set $myHouse4 to []>>
<<set $myHouse5 to []>>
<<set $myHouse6 to []>>
<<set $myHouse7 to []>>
<<set $player_1 = "">>
<<set $player_2 = "">>
<<set $met_dealer = false>><span id="felltypeGP">Restart</span>
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
/*<span id="restart-link">*/
Are you sure you want to restart?
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> <<link "Restart">><<script>>Engine.restart();<</script>><</link>>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> <<link "Back to game">><<goto $mylocation>><</link>>
/*</span>*/<span id="felltypeGP">The ballroom</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/bbar.png]]
<<if $bad_answer == true>>\
<q>You're joking, haha very funny. I know you are dying to know more. Crooked Hillary called it the “Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy" but it was all out in the open. Richard Scaife pumped nearly 2 million into the Arkansas project, spreading news about the Whitewater controversy, the suicide of Vince Foster, the Paula Jones affair... I did my part as congressman, Alfonse D'Amato did his part as senator. He was chairman of the Senate Special Whitewater Committee, he's in the poker room.</q>
<<else>>\
<q>An interested listener, great! I will tell you more. Crooked Hillary called it the “Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy" but it was all out in the open. Richard Scaife pumped nearly 2 million into the Arkansas project, spreading news about the Whitewater controversy, the suicide of Vince Foster, the Paula Jones affair... I did my part as congressman, Alfonse D'Amato did his part as senator. He was chairman of the Senate Special Whitewater Committee, he's in the poker room.</q>
<</if>>\
[[Oh really?|bbar_aa]]<span id="felltypeGP">The ballroom</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/bbar.png]]\
<q>What? We were fighting the corrupt elites, $costume! SECURITY!!!!!!</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Oh oh...|end_5][$fails = $fails + 1]]<span id="felltypeGP">The ballroom</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/trump.png]]
<<if $bad_answer == true>>\
“You should be fired! Have you even met my biggest supporter Robert Mercer? He's in the poker room. So much generosity. It's true. He donated over 15 million dollars to the Defeat Crooked Hillary PAC. He recommended Kellyanne as my campaign manager, she's in the Library. My Chief Strategist Steve Bannon, he's in there too with my good friend Nigel ‘Mr. Brexit’ Farage.
<<else>>\
“That's my $costume! Have you met my biggest supporter Robert Mercer, he's in the poker room. So much generosity. It's true. He donated over 15 million dollars to the Defeat Crooked Hillary PAC. He recommended Kellyanne as my campaign manager, she's in the Library. My Chief Strategist Steve Bannon, he's in there too with my good friend Nigel ‘Mr. Brexit’ Farage.
<</if>>\
My lawyer Bob Barr, a comrade in the quest to defeat crooked Hillary, is standing right over there, next to another friend of mine, John Jay Lavalle, right behind you. Oh and my main weatherman, Joseph Bast, is over in the Kitchen.
Everybody knows who I am. I'm dressed as myself. <span id="highlighted">Guess right and you win yourself a pokerchip, easy!</span>”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Dolores Leis Antelo right?|trump_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Donald Trump, duh!|trump_a1][$id_trump = true; $chips = $chips + 1; $id_guess = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Rudi Giuliani.|trump_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Hahaha! How could I not know, you're the hero of this party!|trump_a1][$lying = $lying + 10; $id_trump = true; $id_guess = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Hillary! It's so good to finally meet you.|trump_b]]<span id="felltypeGP">The ballroom</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/trump.png]]
<q>Wait a minute... are you even supposed to be here? SECURITY!!!!!!</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Oh oh...|end_5][$fails = $fails + 1]]<span id="felltypeGP">The ballroom</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/bbar.png]]
<<if $id_bbarr == false>>\
<q>Wel... nope. How rude.
Pretty much everybody knows me from the TV series Borat... *sighs* I politely agreed to an interview. He said we were friends, that it was customary to start with some cheese. While I was chewing, he said it was made from his wife's breastmilk... *sighs again*...
The internet sure makes it hard to erase certain things from public memory.</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Lovely talking to you|Ballroom]]
\
<<elseif $id_guess == true>>
<q>That's correct my friend. Bob Barr, that's me alright. Have a chip!
Most people remember me from my appearance on the TV series Borat... *sighs* I politely agreed to an interview. He said we were friends, that it was customary to start with some cheese. While I was chewing, he said it was made from his wife's breastmilk... *sighs again*...
The internet sure makes it hard to erase certain things from public memory.</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Thanks Bob! Lovely talking to you.|Ballroom]]
<<else>>
<q>Haha! We need more people like you, comfortably bluffing their way through painful situations. The name is Bob Barr.
Most people remember me from my appearance on the TV series Borat... *sighs* I politely agreed to an interview. He said we were friends, that it was customary to start with some cheese. While I was chewing, he said it was made from his wife's breastmilk... *sighs again*...
The internet sure makes it hard to erase certain things from public memory.</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Lovely talking to you Bob!|Ballroom]]
<</if>>\<span id="felltypeGP">The ballroom</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/trump.png]]
<<if $id_trump == false>>\
<q>You don't even deserve to know who I am, $costume. You're not very well-connected, are you?
Do you know who's well-connected, my head of social media, Dan Scavino. He started out as a caddy at my golf club.
He went to school with Rebekah and Heather Sue Mercer, even played on the same football team as her. Dan Scavino was their coach, he's in the... he's around here somewhere... Which reminds me, where's my friend Rob Astorino? He should be around as well... weird.
Oh and if you happen to run into Peter Thiel, oh my dear Peter... I want to hold his hand. I'm going to put him on my transition team. Just like Rebekah, she's been absolutely stellar, she got Kellyanne, Steve and David Bossie on my campaign team.</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Interesting... interesting... See you later!|Ballroom]]
<<elseif $id_guess == true>>
<q>Yes, yes, it is I, Donald Trump. Here! <span id="highlighted">*tosses you a pokerchip*</span>
You know, you have to earn success. Like my head of social media, Dan Scavino, he started out as a caddy at my golf club.
He was always very well connected... He went to school with Rebekah and Heather Sue Mercer, even played on the same football team as her. Dan Scavino was their coach, he's in the... he's around here somewhere... Which reminds me, where's my friend Rob Astorino? He should be around as well... weird.
Oh and if you happen to run into Peter Thiel, oh my dear Peter... want to hold his hand. I'm going to put him on my transition team. Just like Rebekah, she's been absolutely stellar, she got Kellyanne, Steve and David Bossie on my campaign team.</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Thanks Don, catch you later!|Ballroom]]
<<else>>
<q>Ooooh you think you can get away with anything don't you? <span id="highlighted">Well done, haha!</span>
That's how you get ahead. Keep improving your skills and climb the ladder. My head of social media, Dan Scavino, started out as a caddy at my golf club!
He was always very well connected... He went to school with Rebekah and Heather Sue Mercer, even played on the same football team as her. Dan Scavino was their coach, he's in the... he's around here somewhere... Which reminds me, where's my friend Rob Astorino? He should be around as well... weird.
Oh and if you happen to run into Peter Thiel, oh my dear Peter... want to hold his hand. I'm going to put him on my transition team. Just like Rebekah, she's been absolutely stellar, she got Kellyanne, Steve and David Bossie on my campaign team.</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Interesting... interesting... See you later!|Ballroom]]
<</if>>
<span id="felltypeGP">The ballroom</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_kimball == false>>\
[img[img/rochambeau.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/kimball.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $bad_answer == true>>\
“In that case, let me share a quote: ‘Today, the study of art history is more and more about subordinating art—to ‘theory,’ to politics, to just about anything that allows one to dispense with the burden of experiencing art natively, on its own terms. This is accomplished primarily by enlisting art as an illustration of some extraneous, non-artistic, non-aesthetic narrative.’
<<else>>\
Fantastic! You'll agree that: ‘Today, the study of art history is more and more about subordinating art—to ‘theory,’ to politics, to just about anything that allows one to dispense with the burden of experiencing art natively, on its own terms. This is accomplished primarily by enlisting art as an illustration of some extraneous, non-artistic, non-aesthetic narrative.’
<</if>>\
By the way, love your costume. I'm dressed as Comte de Rochambeau, the commander-in-chief of the French Expeditionary Force, who helped the Thirteen Colonies win independence during the American Revolution.
<span id="highlighted">If you know my real identity, you'll kindly be rewarded 1 pokerchip.</span>”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Scott Garrett.|kimball_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Roger Kimball.|kimball_a1][$id_kimball = true; $chips = $chips + 1; $id_guess = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're John Jay Lavalle.|kimball_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Yes of course I know!|kimball_a1][$lying = $lying + 10; $id_kimball = true; $id_guess = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're one of those people who couldn't get into art school aren't you?|kimball_b]]
<span id="felltypeGP">The ballroom</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_kimball == false>>\
[img[img/rochambeau.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/kimball.png]]\
<</if>>\
<q>I beg your pardon? Who are you and how did you get into this party SECURITY!!!!!!</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Oh oh...|end_5][$fails = $fails + 1]]<span id="felltypeGP">The ballroom</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_kimball == false>>\
[img[img/rochambeau.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/kimball.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $id_kimball == false>>\
<q>Well, maybe you should educate yourself a little. The cultivation of the mind is a religious endeavour you know. My true identity will remain a mystery to you forever, I bid thee goodnight.</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Oh OK. See you later.|Ballroom]]
<<elseif $id_guess == true>>\
<q>Correct! Roger Kimball. Have one of my pokerchips. It is a great pleasure to meet a like minded spirit. The cultivation of the mind is a religious endeavour and you strike me as a committed devotee. My friend, I bid thee goodnight.</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Why thanks, that's mighty kind of you. See you later.|Ballroom]]
<<else>>
<q>Such exquisite bluff! Roger Kimball is the name. It is a great pleasure to meet a like minded spirit. The cultivation of the mind is a religious endeavour and you strike me as a committed devotee. My friend, I bid thee goodnight.</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Why thanks, that's mighty kind of you. See you later.|Ballroom]]
<</if>>\<span id="felltypeGP">The poker room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_mercer == false>>\
[img[img/mandrake.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/mercer.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $bad_answer == true>>\
“Good. You don't trust anyone. I like that. Exceptionally I'll share my best trick so far with you.
<<else>>\
“I don't like sharing my secrets, but for you, $costume, I'll make an exception.
<</if>>\
I cleverly bypassed British electoral law that forbids foreign interference and coordination between campaigns to avoid spending caps, by donating the services of Cambridge Analytica to the Leave.EU campaign, while simultaneously getting Vote Leave to hire AggregateIQ.
I own 90% of Cambridge Analytica. I co-founded it, with psy-ops firm SCL. I also own all Intellectual Property at AggregateIQ, which provided voter data and software services to Cambridge Analytica.
Getting Britain out of the EU was a good test case before deploying my technology during the US elections. Identifying and persuading the persuadables. *sighs* Ah... social media and smear campaigns go together like poker and Rolexes.
I'm Mandrake the Magician, I hypnotize people, make them see illusions. <span id="highlighted">Guess who I really am and I'll grant you an extra pokerchip.</span>”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Charles Koch.|mercer_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Steve Bannon.|mercer_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Robert Mercer.|mercer_a1][$id_mercer = true; $chips = $chips + 1; $id_guess = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Of course I know who you are! You are the king of psy-ops!|mercer_a1][$lying = $lying + 10; $id_mercer = true; $id_guess = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You are a plutocrat|mercer_b]]
<span id="felltypeGP">The poker room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_lavalle == false>>\
[img[img/mandrake.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/mercer.png]]\
<</if>>\
<q>SECURITY!!!!!!</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Oh oh...|end_5][$fails = $fails + 1]]<span id="felltypeGP">The poker room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_mercer == false>>\
[img[img/mandrake.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/mercer.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $id_mercer == false>>\
“Wrong. Enough. ‘I'm happy going through my life without saying anything to anybody.’”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Ok.|Poker room]]
<<elseif $id_guess == true>>
<q>Correct. <span id="highlighted">*pulls a pokerchip from behind your ear and hands it to you*</span> Enough talking. ‘I'm happy going through my life without saying anything to anybody.’</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Ok, thanks for the chip.|Poker room]]
<<else>>
“Bullshit! Excellent. Enough talking. ‘I'm happy going through my life without saying anything to anybody.’”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Ok.|Poker room]]
<</if>><span id="felltypeGP">The poker room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/alfonse.png]]
<<if $bad_answer == true>>\
“You are NOT paying attention my friend. Ask Bob Barr about it.
Did I mention I am chairman of the Poker Alliance? We're fighting for poker freedom! #fight4poker!!! No regulation should stand between honest American citizens and online gambling.
<<else>>\
“I couldn't agree more. Did I mention I am chairman of the Poker Alliance? We're fighting for poker freedom! #fight4poker!!! No regulation should stand between honest American citizens and online gambling.
<</if>>
Robert's a competitive poker player, so is his daughter Heather Sue. You should meet her high school football coach Ron Santavicca. He's around here somewhere... isn't he?
$costume, I haven't seen you around before, what's my name? <span id="highlighted">Correct answer wins you a pokerchip</span>. 3..2..1..GO!”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Alfonse D'Amato.|damato_a1][$id_damato = true; $chips = $chips + 1; $id_guess = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Rob Astorino.|damato_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Lawrence Mone!|damato_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Seriously? Al Pacino had nothing on you in The Devil's Advocate!|damato_a1][$lying = $lying + 10; $id_damato = true; $id_guess = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Alfonse D'Amato, lobbying for increased defense spending and the deregulation of online gambling.|damato_b]]<span id="felltypeGP">The poker room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/alfonse.png]]\
<q>You say it like it's a bad thing... You're not supposed to be here are you? SECURITY!!!!!!</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Oh oh...|end_5][$fails = $fails + 1]]<span id="felltypeGP">The poker room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/alfonse.png]]
<<if $id_damato == false>>
<q>Unbelievable. What does a guy have to do to get recognized already! It was me, the chairman of the Whitewater committee. I started investigating the Clintons in 1994, 4 years ahead of Lewinsky... Bob Barr was already on their case. But it took Kenneth Starr and his aide Brett Kavanaugh to really stir things up.
Brett used to say: “It may not be our job to impose sanctions on him, but it is our job to make his pattern of revolting behavior clear — piece by painful piece,”. Then he came up with excruciatingly explicit questions for the hearing. Ah Brett...</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Ok... Bye|Poker room]]
<<elseif $id_guess == true>>
<q>Of course, it's me Al D'Amato. The infamous chairman of the Whitewater committee. I started investigating the Clintons in 1994, 4 years ahead of Lewinsky... Bob Barr was already on their case. But it took Kenneth Starr and his aide Brett Kavanaugh to really stir things up.
Brett used to say: “It may not be our job to impose sanctions on him, but it is our job to make his pattern of revolting behavior clear — piece by painful piece,”. Then he came up with excruciatingly explicit questions for the hearing. Ah Brett...
Anyways, <span id="highlighted">here's your chip</span>, well done!</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Ok... bye|Poker room]]
<<else>>
<q>Such skill! One doesn't encounter elegant bullshitting that often. I'm Al D'Amato. The infamous chairman of the Whitewater committee. I started investigating the Clintons in 1994, 4 years ahead of Lewinsky... Bob Barr was already on their case. But it took Kenneth Starr and his aide Brett Kavanaugh to really stir things up.
Brett used to say: “It may not be our job to impose sanctions on him, but it is our job to make his pattern of revolting behavior clear — piece by painful piece,”. Then he came up with excruciatingly explicit questions for the hearing. Ah Brett...</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Ok... bye|Poker room]]
<</if>><span id="felltypeGP">The kitchen</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_mone == false>>\
[img[img/obiwan.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/mone.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $bad_answer == true>>
“Lobbying is FREE SPEECH *veins in forehead swelling* and protected by the First Amendment. Besides, it's about spreading ideas!
<<else>>
“Couldn't agree more! FREE SPEECH! YEEHAAAAAAA!
<</if>>
That's why the Manhattan Insitute is an Atlas Network partner and helped the Adam Smith Society to set up programs at elite U.S. business schools. We helped them recruit MBA students to found chapters of the Adam Smith Society at their home business schools in 2011. Over the long term, we hope to see these alumni emerge as articulate, passionate promotors of individual liberty, limited government, and free enterprise.
That's how I see myself, as a mentor, just like Obi-Wan Kenobi, teaching the Skywalkers of tomorrow how to use *narrows eyes and whispers* the force *resumes normal speech* and fight the Empire. Do you know my real identity? To make things interesting, <span id="highlighted">I'll throw in a pokerchip.</span>”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Roger Kimball.|mone_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're not worthy of Obi-Wan's costume!|mone_b]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Scott Garrett.|mone_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Lawrence Mone.|mone_a1][$id_mone = true; $chips = $chips + 1; $id_guess = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You are a quiet hero.|mone_a1][$lying = $lying + 10; $id_mone = true; $id_guess = false]]<span id="felltypeGP">The kitchen</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_mone == false>>\
[img[img/obiwan.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/mone.png]]\
<</if>>\
<q>How dare you! Filthy Jabba the Hutt! SECURITY!!!!!!</q>
[[Oh oh...|end_5][$fails = $fails + 1]]<span id="felltypeGP">The kitchen</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_mone == false>>\
[img[img/obiwan.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/mone.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $id_mone == false>>
<q>Tsch...</q> *throws you a look of disdain*
<<elseif $id_guess == true>>
“100% correct. Lawrence Mone, delighted to make your acquaintance. <span id="highlighted">Here's your well earned chip $costume!</span>
<<else>>
“Aha you do not crumble when the heat is on, well done! Lawrence Mone, delighted to make your acquaintance.
<</if>>
It's great to see a good old gas stove in action. The Manhattan Institute promotes the opportunities presented by the American Energy sector, especially the shale oil industry, with the help of big data analytics. In 2005 for instance, Mark Mills wrote that there ‘has never been a more opportune time for America to capture the geopolitical ‘soft power’ benefits from greater oil production and exports.’”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Soft huh? See you!|Kitchen]]<span id="felltypeGP">The kitchen</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/willie.png]]
<<if $bad_answer == true>>
“What climate change? It's very unfair. \
<<else>>
“Good to hear you're on board. You know, it's very unfair. \
<</if>>
I'm not taken seriously. All because most of my scientific papers do not mention a possible conflict of interest. What conflict of interest? Just because I'm sponsored by the American Petroleum Institute, Exxon Mobil, Mobil Foundation, Texaco Foundation, Electric Power Research Institute, Charles G. Koch Foundation, Southern Company and Donors Trust, doesn't mean this has influenced my scientific findings!
‘Stop politicizing science, just stop!’ It's getting really hot in here. I'm taking off my jacket. *takes off jacket* Do you recognize me now, $costume? <span id="highlighted">Pokerchip for your correct answer!</span>”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Joseph Bast.|soon_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're really sweaty and totally out of your mind!|soon_b]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Brent Bozell.|soon_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Willie Soon.|soon_a1][$id_soon = true; $chips = $chips + 1; $id_guess = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're the hero of the skeptical movement!|soon_a1][$lying = $lying + 10; $id_soon = true; $id_guess = false]]<span id="felltypeGP">The kitchen</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/willie.png]]
<q>Wait a minute, you are no skeptic! *sweating profusely* SECURITY!!!!!!</q>
[[Oh oh...|end_5][$fails = $fails + 1]]<span id="felltypeGP">The kitchen</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/willie.png]]
<<if $id_soon == false>>\
<q>Surprising...</q>
<<elseif $id_guess == true>>\
<q>Indeed, Willie Soon, nice to meet you $costume! <span id="highlighted">Here is your pokerchip!</span> It doesn't surprise me that you've heard of me.</q>
<<else>>\
<q>Hahaha, nice one $costume! Willie Soon, nice to meet you. It doesn't surprise me that you've heard of me.</q>
<</if>>\
<q>I've been very actively involved in the climate change debate for over 2 decades now. I'm a speaker at the Doctors for Disaster Preparedness conference every year since 2000. Robert goes there and funds it, Steven Hatfill is the director, he's in the gun room.
In 2004 I won the Petr Beckman award at the DDP conference! The Guardian described the award as ‘handed out by obscure rightwing lobbyists’ but what do they know... In 2001 I wrote a book together with 2 other Beckman award winners: Sallie Baliunas and Arthur Robinson of the Mercer funded Oregon Institute of Science and Medicine. It's called Global Warming: A Guide to the Science. IN YOUR FACE 97%!!! *wipes sweat out of eyes*
We found that carbon dioxide has markedly increased the growth rates of plants. You should talk to Rebekah about Art!</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Kthnxbye!|Kitchen]]<span id="felltypeGP">The kitchen</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_dbast == false>>\
[img[img/bobby.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/dbast.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $bad_answer == true>>
“Stop burning fossil fuels, hahaha! That will ruin the economy!
<<else>>
“So true. Good for plants and the economy, what more could we ask for, CO2 is a blessing.
<</if>>
The amount of climate change that is happening might very well be beneficial, it is certainly not catastrophic, there is no scientific consensus on climate change and last but not least, the economic costs of trying to mitigate climate change exceed the benefits.
How do you like my costume by the way? I'm a Brittish bobby, a member of the thought police. I arrested my husband for thought crime, denying global warming *laughs loudly while sweat trickles down her face* By now you surely know who I am... don't you? I'll sponsor your next pokergame is you guess right.”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Mary Ellen Garrett.|dbast_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez|dbast_b]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Norma Bozell.|dbast_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Diane Bast.|dbast_a1][$id_dbast = true; $chips = $chips + 1; $id_guess = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're the most prolific writer of the skeptical movement!|dbast_a1][$lying = $lying + 10; $id_dbast = true; $id_guess = false]]<span id="felltypeGP">The kitchen</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</spanb>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_dbast == false>>\
[img[img/bobby.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/dbast.png]]\
<</if>>\
*looks at you in shock* <q>SECURITY!!!!!!</q>
[[Oh oh...|end_5][$fails = $fails + 1]]<span id="felltypeGP">The kitchen</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_dbast == false>>\
[img[img/bobby.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/dbast.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $id_dbast == false>>
“Oh you poor thing, this must be your first time at the Mercer's Christmas party...
<<elseif $id_guess == true>>
“You are correct, Diane Bast, pleased to meet you. <span id="highlighted">*hands you a warm, sweaty pokerchip*</span>
<<else>>
“Hahaha! Fantaaaaastic! If you're ever in need of a job, come apply at the Heartland Institute! Diane Bast, pleased to meet you.
<</if>>
We're pretty influential mind you, very well connected. We've got the president's ear, well not literally jeez... *looks at you shocked, then resumes*
Joseph was part of the American Legislative Exchange Council and founding director of the State Policy Network, a professional service organization for a network of state-level think tanks across the US. Kind of like the Atlas Network, except national instead of global.
Isn't it funny, the Atlas Network is a self-replicating think tank that creates think tanks *chuckles* BUH-RIL-LI-ANT!”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Hilarious. Bye!|Kitchen]]
<span id="fellflower2">g</span>
<span id="restart-link">
[[Restart|restart]] <span id="fellflower4"> O </span> [[Colophon|Colophon]] <span id="fellflower4"> O </span> [[References|References]]
</span>
<span id="felltypeGP">The kitchen</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_jbast == false>>\
[img[img/prisoner.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/jbast.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $bad_answer == true>>
“Whoops...
<<else>>
“Thank you!
<</if>>
Anyways, perhaps we should try to influence another group of people instead. ‘The most prominent advocates of global warming aren’t scientists. They are Charles Manson... Fidel Castro... and Ted Kaczynski... Global warming alarmists include Osama bin Laden...’ We did a billboard campaign featuring the Unabomber accompanied by the words: ‘I still believe in global warming, do you?’ in 2012.
We wanted to add more, with Manson, Castro and Bin Laden but had to cancel the campaign. We lost a few funders, but gained some as well, the Illinois Coal Association and the Heritage Foundation, another Exxon funded climate change denying public policy think tank.
My outfit is quite enigmatic and symbolical, have you guessed my real identity yet? It's hard, I know, but guess right and <span id="highlighted">I'll give you a pokerchip!</span>”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Willie Soon.|jbast_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're a prisoner of your own mind|jbast_b]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Steven Hatfill.|jbast_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Joseph Bast.|jbast_a1][$id_jbast = true; $chips = $chips + 1; $id_guess = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're a 'used car salesman who’s a libertarian — an aggressive, articulate guy who wants to build an organization.'|jbast_a1][$lying = $lying + 10; $id_jbast = true; $id_guess = false]]<span id="felltypeGP">The kitchen</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_jbast == false>>\
[img[img/prisoner.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/jbast.png]]\
<</if>>\
<q>You are an agent of the thought police! SECURITY!!!!!!</q>
[[Oh oh...|end_5][$fails = $fails + 1]]<span id="felltypeGP">The kitchen</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_jbast == false>>\
[img[img/prisoner.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/jbast.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $id_jbast == false>>\
“My enigma's are clearly wasted on you... Strange you were unable to identify me! *coughs nervously*
<<elseif $id_guess == true>>\
“How very sharp! Joseph Bast, pleased to meet you. I believe this belongs to you? <span id="highlighted">*gives you a pokerchip and a cigarette*</span>
<<else>>\
“Very cunning bluff my friend! Joseph Bast, pleased to meet you. *coughs loudly*
<</if>>\
I rose to fame after publishing “Please don't poop in my Salad, and Other Essays Against the War on Smoking". Heartland doesn't reveal it's donors, but naturally we collaborated with Phillip Morris. Currently our biggest supporters are Donors Capital Fund, the Mercer Family Foundation and Donors Trust, but let's not forget the Bradley, Scaife, Walton, Castle Rock, Coors and Charles G. Koch Charitable Foundation.
Ah charities... ”*sighs blissfully*
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Right. Au revoir!|Kitchen]]<span id="felltypeGP">The broom closet</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/santavicca.png]]
<<if $bad_answer == true>>
“Lucky you, Rob lost all his chips, I'll give him mine, poor guy really wants that Rolex.
<<else>>
“That's too bad. <span id="highlighted">Here, you can have 5 of mine</span>, I gave the other 5 to poor old Rob. Gives you both a chance to win.
<<set $chips = $chips + 5>>\
<</if>>
Pity Dan Scavino isn't around, Trump's assistant and soon to be director of White House social media. He was on the same team as Heather Sue. At the 1993 state championship celebration dinner, Dan and Heather sat at the same table. Rebakah went to Yorktown High as well. Pretty impressive set of alumni...
I'm super famous in highschool football. Take a wild guess who I am and if you're right, <span id="highlighted">I'll throw in another chip for good measure.</span>”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Joseph Bast.|santavicca_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're busted, secretly trading chips with Rob|santavicca_b]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Rob Astorino.|santavicca_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Ron Santavicca.|santavicca_a1][$id_santavicca = true; $chips = $chips + 1; $id_guess = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Are you kiddin', you're a sports legend!|santavicca_a1][$lying = $lying + 10; $id_santavicca = true; $id_guess = false]]<span id="felltypeGP">The broom closet</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/santavicca.png]]
<q>You're not playing the game... Wait... I never saw you here before, you're an intruder aren't you? SECURITY!!!!!!</q>
[[Oh oh...|end_5][$fails = $fails + 1]]<span id="felltypeGP">The broom closet</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/santavicca.png]]
<<if $id_santavicca == false>>\
<q>Wrong.
I've been a friend of the family for decades. The Mercers are ‘the salt of the earth.’ ‘The whole family is very determined. When they have a mission, they go after it.’ When Heather Sue got kicked off the football team in 1997 for instance, she filed suit against Duke saying she was excluded because she is a woman. She won and was awarded 2 million dollars compensatory damages.</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Good for her. See you!|Broom closet]]
<<elseif $id_guess == true>>\
<q>That's right, Ron Santavicca. <span id="highlighted">*hurls a pokerchip at you*</span>
I've been a friend of the family for decades. The Mercers are ‘the salt of the earth.’ ‘The whole family is very determined. When they have a mission, they go after it.’ When Heather Sue got kicked off the football team in 1997 for instance, she filed suit against Duke saying she was excluded because she is a woman. She won and was awarded 2 million dollars compensatory damages.</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Thanks for the chip man. See you!|Broom closet]]
<<else>>\
<q>That's some proper bullshitting! Ron Santavicca. Pleasure. *enthusiastically shakes your hand, squeezing it to a pulp*
I've been a friend of the family for decades. The Mercers are ‘the salt of the earth.’ ‘The whole family is very determined. When they have a mission, they go after it.’ When Heather Sue got kicked off the football team in 1997 for instance, she filed suit against Duke saying she was excluded because she is a woman. She won and was awarded 2 million dollars compensatory damages.</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Good for her. See you!|Broom closet]]
<</if>>\
<span id="felltypeGP">The broom closet</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/astorino.png]]
<<if $bad_answer == true>>
“Ah you lost to them as well... Such pro's. Just like Heather Sue. Well, if you're not sharing, why don't you go mingle. Have you spoken to Donald yet?
<<else>>
“That's mighty big of you $costume! You must be a pro poker player, like Heather Sue. Well, if you're not sharing, why don't you go mingle. Have you spoken to Donald yet?
<</if>>
I've had a ‘great relationship’ with Donald for 15 years. ‘I consider him a friend... He's always been gracious to me, and we've always been able to get along real well, even when he was thinking of running for governor.’ I was already in the race. He wanted to run too, but not if he had competition. He asked me to drop out. I declined. I was then approached by someone else to become Donald's lieutenant governor. That way I would become governor after he announced his presidential bid. I declined. In the end he decided not to run. I lost to Andrew Cuomo.
Bygones! I'm happy as Westchester County Executive and he's president of the United States of America! But enough about me, what about you? Do you even know who I am? Pokerchip for your correct thoughts!”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Rob Astorino.|astorino_a1][$id_astorino = true; $id_guess = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Ron Santavicca.|astorino_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Andrew Cuomo|astorino_b]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Alfonse D'Amato.|astorino_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're the most famous local tv sportscaster of the country!|astorino_a1][$lying = $lying + 10; $id_astorino = true; $id_guess = false]]<span id="felltypeGP">The broom closet</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/astorino.png]]
*Coughs nervously then opens the door of the broom closet* <q>SECURITY!!!!!!</q>
[[Oh oh...|end_5][$fails = $fails + 1]]<span id="felltypeGP">The broom closet</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/astorino.png]]
<<if $id_astorino == false>>\
“But... How? You MUST have seen me on TV. \
<<elseif $id_guess == true>>\
“Haha, Rob Astorino, that's me. As seen on TV. You earned yourself a... oh wait, I'm all out of pokerchips, sorry!
<<else>>\
“I... I...You MUST have seen me on TV. *looks puzzled* Ah whatever, nice bluff $costume!
<</if>>\
I'm a sportscaster. I interviewed Dan over here back in 1993. I'm a real jack-of-all-trades, although I'm not so good at poker. If I was given the opportunity, I would consider becoming Donald's advisor for his 2020 re-election campaign.”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Maybe you should, maybe you should... Talk later!|Broom closet]]<span id="felltypeGP">The library</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_rebekah == false>>\
[img[img/blackwiddow.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/rebekah.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $bad_answer == true>>
“He is a true scientist, refusing to mix politics and research. Besides, Art is not the only channel to push for cutting taxes, stopping immigration, returning to the gold standard, denying climate science and fighting environmental legislation.
<<else>>
“I'm glad you agree. Besides, Art is not the only channel to push for cutting taxes, stopping immigration, returning to the gold standard, denying climate science and fighting environmental legislation.
<</if>>
Through the Mercer Family Foundation, of which I am the director, we fund the Heritage Foundation, the Federalist Society, Brent's Media Resarch Center, Steve's Government Accountability Institute, Citizens United, Club for Growth, Freedom Partners Action Fund, the Cato Institute, Joseph and Diane's Heartland Institute, the CO2 Coalition, the Center for the Study of Carbon Dioxide and Global Change, the Jackson Hole Summit, and many more...
How do you like my Black Widdow outfit $costume? I can totally pull of the ex-Russian spy look. You do know who I am don't you? Guess right and you'll earn yourself an extra pokerchip.”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Kellyanne Conway.|rebekah_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Martha Steward.|rebekah_b]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Robert Mercer.|rebekah_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Rebekah Mercer.|rebekah_a1][$id_rebekah = true; $chips = $chips + 1; $id_guess = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You are the savior of Western culture!|rebekah_a1][$lying = $lying + 10; $id_rebekah = true; $id_guess = false]]<span id="felltypeGP">The library</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_rebekah == false>>\
[img[img/blackwiddow.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/rebekah.png]]\
<</if>>\
“You should have spoken to Willie and Joseph in the Kitchen... *rolls eyes* SECURITY!!!!!!”
[[Oh oh...|end_5][$fails = $fails + 1]]<span id="felltypeGP">The library</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_rebekah == false>>\
[img[img/blackwiddow.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/rebekah.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $id_rebekah == false>>\
“Very funny... But it's ok, I like to remain in the shadows. Now that we've won, I think it's time to step out of the limelight. From now on we'll donate through Donors Trust, the so-called dark-money ATM of the conservative movement. It shares much of our agenda: eliminate regulations, kneecap unions, shrink government, and transfer more power to the private sector. We get to advice the fund on where to spend our money and in return we get anonimity and bigger tax deductions!”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Alllllrighty then! Bye!|Library]]
<<elseif $id_guess == true>>\
“Yes! It's me Rebekah Mercer. <span id="highlighted">*flips pokerchip in the air, catches it and hands it to you*</span> I'm getting a bit too well known. Now that we've won, I think it's time to step out of the limelight. From now on we'll donate through Donors Trust, the so-called dark-money ATM of the conservative movement. It shares much of our agenda: eliminate regulations, kneecap unions, shrink government, and transfer more power to the private sector. We get to advice the fund on where to spend our money and in return we get anonimity and bigger tax deductions!”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Thanks for the chip and pro-tips. Bye!|Library]]
<<else>>\
“To die for, such shameless bluff! I'm Rebekah Mercer. I'm getting a bit too well known. Now that we've won, I think it's time to step out of the limelight. From now on we'll donate through Donors Trust, the so-called dark-money ATM of the conservative movement. It shares much of our agenda: eliminate regulations, kneecap unions, shrink government, and transfer more power to the private sector. We get to advice the fund on where to spend our money and in return we get anonimity and bigger tax deductions!”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[I'll consider donating. Bye!|Library]]
<</if>>
<span id="felltypeGP">The library</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_bbozell == false>>\
[img[img/lionheart.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/bbozell.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $bad_anwer == true>>\
“I'm not even going to dignify this question with an answer. Everyone should join this fight. For example, I am mostly supported by our hosts, but also receive funding from the Bradley, Scaife, Olin, Castle Rock, Carthage and JM foundations. And let's not forget ExxonMobil, they deserve to promote their side of the story on global warming. In 2004 the Media Research Center's Free Market Project revealed ‘the networks’ overwhelmingly one-sided picture of the global warming debate: that global warming is a fact – ignoring scientists who dispute this’.
<<else>>\
“Great job! Everyone should join the fight. I am mostly supported by our hosts, but also receive funding from the Bradley, Scaife, Olin, Castle Rock, Carthage and JM foundations. And let's not forget ExxonMobil, they deserve to promote their side of the story on global warming. In 2004 the Media Research Center's Free Market Project revealed ‘the networks’ overwhelmingly one-sided picture of the global warming debate: that global warming is a fact – ignoring scientists who dispute this’.
<</if>>\
I am dressed as Lionheart, who went on the Third Crusade to reconquer the holy land, to drive out the Muslims. My work is not widely known, but in conservative circles, I'm a bit of a celeb. You're inner circle right? Who am I?” <span id="highlighted">*shows you a pokerchip while giving you a Clint Eastwood worthy squint*</span>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Brent Bozell.|bbozell_a1][$id_bbozell = true; $chips = $chips + 1; $id_guess = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Lawrence Mone.|bbozell_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You are the culture war's number one crusader!|bbozell_a1][$lying = $lying + 10; $id_bbozell = true; $id_guess = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Noam Chomsky|bbozell_b]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Scott Garrett.|bbozell_a1]]<span id="felltypeGP">The library</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span id="highlighted">
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span id="highlighted">
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span id="highlighted">
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_bbozell == false>>\
[img[img/lionheart.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/bbozell.png]]\
<</if>>\
<q>I cannot believe my ears! SECURITY!!!!!!</q>
[[Oh oh...|end_5][$fails = $fails + 1]]<span id="felltypeGP">The library</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_conway == false>>\
[img[img/superwoman.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/kellyanne.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $bad_anwer == true>>\
“You're missing out on one of the most effective public policy think tanks in existence! I was on the executive committee, just like Brent Bozell. The Mercers, Steve Bannon and Leonard Leo, Trump's Supreme Court Whisperer are all members. The Times described it as a ‘little-known club of a few hundred of the most powerful conservatives in the country.’ Erik Prince's mother, Elsa, is on the board. Oh and Erik's sister, Betsy DeVos, will be Trump's Secretary of Education by the way.
<<else>>\
“Excellent! It's such an effective public policy think tank isn't it? I was on the executive committee, just like Brent Bozell. The Mercers, Steve Bannon and Leonard Leo, Trump's Supreme Court Whisperer are all members. The Times described it as a ‘little-known club of a few hundred of the most powerful conservatives in the country.’ Erik Prince's mother, Elsa, is on the board. Oh and Erik's sister, Betsy DeVos, will be Trump's Secretary of Education by the way.
<</if>>\
We have big plans for the Council, aiming to be ‘A united conservative movement to assure, by 2020, policy leadership and governance that restores religious and economic freedom, a strong national defense, and Judeo-Christian values under the Constitution.’
So... I'll give you a pokerchip if you have any idea who's behind this dazzling costume.”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Jeri Barr.|conway_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're the lady who rebranded lies as alternative facts!|conway_b]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Everyone knows who is the superwoman behind the win!|conway_a1][$lying = $lying + 10; $id_conway = true; $id_guess = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Rebekah Mercer.|conway_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Kellyanne Conway.|conway_a1][$id_conway = true; $chips = $chips + 1; $id_guess = true]]
<span id="felltypeGP">The library</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_conway == false>>\
[img[img/superwoman.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/kellyanne.png]]\
<</if>>\
<q>Oh please... as if there is such a thing as truth. SECURITY!!!!!!</q>
[[Oh oh...|end_5][$fails = $fails + 1]]<span id="felltypeGP">The library</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_farage == false>>\
[img[img/nelson.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/farage.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $bad_answer == true>>
“Wrong... We are genuine voices of the people dear $costume.
I've always told the liberal news media that ‘Brexit was the first real kick back against the liberal establishment, which has dominated with its friends in big business and the big banks, dominated the world for the last couple of decades.’ It has given ‘ordinary little people the chance to say what they thought’. I've build a ‘people’s army’, mostly funded by large donors and aiming at hedge funds in order to raise money.
<<else>>
“Thank you $costume my friend!
I've always told the liberal news media that ‘Brexit was the first real kick back against the liberal establishment, which has dominated with its friends in big business and the big banks, dominated the world for the last couple of decades’ It has given ‘ordinary little people the chance to say what they thought’. I've build a ‘people’s army’, mostly funded by large donors and aiming at hedge funds to raise money.
<</if>>
By the way, some silly reporter at the hotel asked me what my costume was all about... I said: ‘Nelson did it with cannons, and we did it with votes, all right?’
You know who I am right? <span id="highlighted">Penny, I mean pokerchip, for your thoughts!</span>”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Nigel Farage.|farage_a1][$id_farage = true; $chips = $chips + 1; $id_guess = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Boris Johnson.|farage_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You are the catalyst of this revolution!|farage_a1][$lying = $lying + 10; $id_farage = true; $id_guess = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You must be the infamous ordinary little people!|farage_b]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Steve Bannon.|farage_a1]]
<span id="felltypeGP">The library</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_farage == false>>\
[img[img/nelson.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/farage.png]]\
<</if>>\
<q>Oh bugger off! SECURITY!!!!!!</q>
[[Oh oh...|end_5][$fails = $fails + 1]]<span id="felltypeGP">The library</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/bannon.png]]
<<if $bad_answer == true>>\
“Yes, and we put our finger on that sore spot. We transformed ignored, frustrated voters into warriors in an epic battle against the corrupt elite. Drain the swamp! Add to that the element of crisis and threat, our borders under siege... a simple solution, a wall... *rolls eyes back in ecstacy* Brilliant.
<<else>>\
“Why thank you! We put our finger on the sore spot. We transformed ignored, frustrated voters into warriors in an epic battle against the corrupt elite. Drain the swamp! Add to that the element of crisis and threat, our borders under siege... a simple solution, a wall... *rolls eyes back in ecstacy* Brilliant.
<</if>>\
I owe a lot to the Mercers. Rebekah is chair of the board of my Government Acountability Institute. We share a common goal: win the culture wars. Our strategy is to weaponize information, dig up dirt on politicians and feed it to the mainstream media.
Me and Bekah co-produced the Clinton Cash movie. We also founded Glittering Steel together, a movie production company that produced anti-Hillary campaign ads. It shares the same address as Cambridge Analytica and Breitbart News, both largely owned by the Mercers.
Enough about the Mercers... I'll throw in a pokerchip if you know who I am.”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Dude, how could I not know the TRUE winner of this election?|bannon_a1][$lying = $lying + 10; $id_bannon = true; $id_guess = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're David Bossie.|bannon_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Steve Bannon.|bannon_a1][$id_bannon = true; $chips = $chips + 1; $id_guess = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Aren't you Sloppy Joe?|bannon_b]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Rebekah Mercer.|bannon_a1]]
<span id="felltypeGP">The library</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/bannon.png]]
<q>You are on the wrong side of this battle! SECURITY!!!!!!</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Oh oh...|end_5][$fails = $fails + 1]]<span id="felltypeGP">The library</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/bannon.png]]
<<if $id_bannon == false>>
“Jeez... Dude! Well Andrew Breitbart once called me the Leni Riefenstahl of the Tea Party movement. Oh and you WILL hear more from me. I'm a trustee of the Dignitatis Hunanae Institute, we're opening up a ‘gladiator school for culture warriors’ in Italy, teaching rhetoric and strategy of far-right nationalism to mid-carreer students.
It will be the ‘Academy for the Judeo-Christian West.’ We're facing some minor planning permission issues... You should drop by if you're around!”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Gladiator school? Well, la-di-da.|Library]]
<<elseif $id_guess == true>>
“That's right. <span id="highlighted">*tosses you a chip*</span> Steve Bannon. Andrew Breitbart once called me the Leni Riefenstahl of the Tea Party movement.
Oh, if you're in Italy, I'm a trustee of the Dignitatis Hunanae Institute, we're opening up a ‘gladiator school for culture warriors’ there, teaching the rhetoric and strategy of far-right nationalists to mid-carreer students!
It will be the ‘Academy for the Judeo-Christian West’. We're having some minor planning permission issues... You should drop by!”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Thanks for that pokerchip Steve!|Library]]
<<else>>
“Oh I do appreciate a good bluff. Steve Bannon. Pleased to meet you. Andrew Breitbart once called me the Leni Riefenstahl of the Tea Party movement.
Oh, if you're in Italy, I'm a trustee of the Dignitatis Hunanae Institute, we're opening up a ‘gladiator school for culture warriors’ there, teaching the rhetoric and strategy of far-right nationalists to mid-carreer students!
It will be the ‘Academy for the Judeo-Christian West’. We're having some minor planning permission issues... You should drop by!”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Gladiator school? Well, la-di-da.|Library]]
<</if>><span id="felltypeGP">The library</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_farage == false>>\
[img[img/nelson.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/farage.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $id_farage == false>>
“Is that the best you can do? I'll remain Lord Nelson to you $costume.
Like Nelson, I'm there for my country. ‘One of the things we can do between us is a sensible trade relationship, cut tariffs. We’re massive investors in each other’s countries. There’s a brighter future.’ I'm thinking a privatized NHS, relaxed gun laws, relaxed environmental regulation, climate change being a scam and all. And last but not least, fairer taxes for the rich. Tax avoidance... ‘When you have punitive tax rates it's understandable.’
<<elseif $id_guess == true>>
“Nigel Farage in the flesh! <span id="highlighted">*slips pokerchip in your pocket*</span>
Like Nelson, I'm there for my country. ‘One of the things we can do between us is a sensible trade relationship, cut tariffs. We’re massive investors in each other’s countries. There’s a brighter future.’ I'm thinking a privatized NHS, relaxed gun laws, relaxed environmental regulation, climate change being a scam and all. And last but not least, fairer taxes for the rich. Tax avoidance... ‘When you have punitive tax rates it's understandable.’
<<else>>
“Splendid bluff, just splendid! Nigel Farage. Jolly good to meet you.
Like Nelson, I'm there for my country. ‘One of the things we can do between us is a sensible trade relationship, cut tariffs. We’re massive investors in each other’s countries. There’s a brighter future.’ I'm thinking a privatized NHS, relaxed gun laws, relaxed environmental regulation, climate change being a scam and all. And last but not least, fairer taxes for the rich. Tax avoidance... ‘When you have punitive tax rates it's understandable.’
<</if>>
Free trade deals aside, putting a stop to immigration is a mutual concern here tonight. ‘You're welcome to come here and to have your children here... but if you're coming here to take us over, you're not welcome.’ Fear and conspiracy theories are powerful tactics mind you.
One day I hope to work as a warm-up speaker at Trump's 2020 campaign rallies. ‘If I'm asked to help I may.’”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Who knows man, who knows... Bye!|Library]]<span id="felltypeGP">The library</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_bbozell == false>>\
[img[img/lionheart.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/bbozell.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $id_bbozell == false>>
“Poor soul, you must have been brainwashed by the liberal news media...
You should join my nonprofit. ‘ForAmerica will not just fight back against those undermining a civil society, ForAmerica promotes a virtuous one.’ Speaking of virtue... You should meet my wife, she's dressed as Joan of Arc, she's about to go up in flames!”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Maybe I will, see you later!|Library]]
<<elseif $id_guess == true>>
“Excellent, you are inner circle. <span id="highlighted">Here you go! *hands you his chip*</span>
You should join my nonprofit. ‘ForAmerica will not just fight back against those undermining a civil society, ForAmerica promotes a virtuous one.’ Speaking of virtue... You should meet my wife, she's dressed as Joan of Arc, she's about to go up in flames!”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Maybe I will, see you later!|Library]]
<<else>>
“Nicely played, nicely played... *squints harder*
You should join my nonprofit. ‘ForAmerica will not just fight back against those undermining a civil society, ForAmerica promotes a virtuous one.’ Speaking of virtue... You should meet my wife, she's dressed as Joan of Arc, she's about to go up in flames!”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Maybe I will, see you later!|Library]]
<</if>><span id="felltypeGP">The library</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_conway == false>>\
[img[img/superwoman.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/kellyanne.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $id_conway == false>>
<q>My goodness, you must have been living under a rock! You must involve yourself and know who's who to get ahead you know.
I'm not as big a donor as the Mercers, but I've supported Bob Barr in 2002, he's in the ballroom, Rudi Giuliani, Ted Cruz and many more.. You should consider investing into politics, think tanks and lobby groups yourself $costume!</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Thanks for the tip, bye!|Library]]
<<elseif $id_guess == true>>
<q>Well done! It helps to involve yourself and know who's who to get ahead. <span id="highlighted">Here is your hard earned pokerchip.</span>
I'm not as big a donor as the Mercers, but I've supported Bob Barr, over in the ballroom, Rudi Giuliani, Ted Cruz and many more. You should consider investing into politics, think tanks and lobby groups yourself $costume!</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Thanks for the chip and tip, bye!|Library]]
<<else>>
<q>Oh you cheeky $costume! It helps to involve yourself and know who's who to get ahead, but bullshitting will get you even further.
I'm not as big a donor as the Mercers, but I've supported Bob Barr, over in the ballroom, Rudi Giuliani, Ted Cruz and many more. You should consider investing into politics, think tanks and lobby groups yourself $costume!</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Maybe I will, bye!|Library]]
<</if>><span id="felltypeGP">The gun room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_hatfill == false>>\
[img[img/ghostbuster.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/hatfill.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $bad_answer == true>>\
“Hmmm... *Looks at you with piercing eyes*
You just haven't discovered your true potential yet $costume.
<<else>>\
“WOOOHOOOOOOW! I like your enthusiasm $costume!
<</if>>
We have to be prepared... prepared for biological warfare, for fighting unknown viruses, for battlefield medical emergencies in the jungle.
I had to defend myself once *stares into the void* I was falsely accused of the Amerithrax attack. Contaminated ‘Death to America’ letters were send to several US lawmakers and news outlets, killing 5 people, just after 9/11. Destroyed my career as a biodefense researcher.
It made me famous against my will. I've always identified with the ghostbusters, combatting demonic and supernatural threats. Do you know who I am? You can win a pokerchip with the correct answer.”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Willie Soon.|hatfill_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're going to rescue us all from future biological acts of war!|hatfill_a1][$lying = $lying + 10; $id_hatfill = true; $id_guess = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're way too old to play soldier in the jungle...|hatfill_b]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Steven Hatfill.|hatfill_a1][$id_hatfill = true; $chips = $chips + 1; $id_guess = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Joseph Bast.|hatfill_a1]]
<span id="felltypeGP">The gun room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_hatfill == false>>\
[img[img/ghostbuster.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/hatfill.png]]\
<</if>>\
<q>You are *so* not supposed to be here... SECURITY!!!!!!</q>
[[Oh oh...|end_5][$fails = $fails + 1]]<span id="felltypeGP">The gun room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_thiel == false>>\
[img[img/hulk.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/thiel.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $bad_answer == true>>\
“That is not a rational question. Democracy and freedom are incompatible.
<<else>>
“True, besides, democracy and freedom are incompatible.
<</if>>
How do you like my outfit by the way? I'm Hulk Hogan *flexes muscles* I paid for Hulk's legal fees in his case against Gawker, which outed me as gay in 2007. He sued for privacy invasion after it published parts of a sex tape featuring him. ‘If you’re a single-digit millionaire like Hulk Hogan, you have no effective access to our legal system’. It bankrupted Gawker. It was ‘one of my greater philanthropic things that I've done’.
Do you know who's behind this marvelous outfit? You can earn a pokerchip, so look hard!”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're the man making the world safe for capitalism!|thiel_a1][$lying = $lying + 10; $id_thiel = true; $id_guess = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Robert Mercer.|thiel_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Saruman.|thiel_b]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Eric Prince.|thiel_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Peter Thiel.|thiel_a1][$id_thiel = true; $chips = $chips + 1; $id_guess = true]]
<span id="felltypeGP">The gun room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_thiel == false>>\
[img[img/hulk.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/thiel.png]]\
<</if>>\
“I'm calling my lawyer. SECURITY!!!!!!”
[[Oh oh...|end_5][$fails = $fails + 1]]<span id="felltypeGP">The gun room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes. \
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/prince.png]]
<<if $bad_answer == true>>\
“That's because you're thinking about massacres and murder. You should think of guns in terms of safety and security.
<<else>>\
“So true. So true. People focus on the massacres but guns are all about security and safety.
<</if>>\
I started Frontier Services Group and Frontier Resources Group, helping Chinese businesses to work safely in Africa, mostly on oil and gas investments. I'm backed by China's state-owned CITIC group and investor Johnson Chun Shun Ko, who is also interested in becoming involved in Cambridge Analytica-style operations. We're supporting China's One Belt One Road infrastructure project. We're building a series of bases in Xinjiang, to help secure the region. There are people there susceptable to extremist thought that need de-radicalization, according to the government... What are they called again? The Weegurs... the Uighurs?
Anyhow, I'm keeping busy. I'm pitching privatising the war in Afghanistan to Trump via Bannon. Oh and I'm pitching a project to secure mining concessions for Afghanistan’s mineral resources. Geez I haven't even introduced myself yet, but you know who I am right? One pokerchip for the correct answer!”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Erik Prince.|prince_a1][$id_prince = true; $chips = $chips + 1; $id_guess = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Steven Hatfill.|prince_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're scaring me.|prince_b]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're the FedEx of private military forces|prince_a1][$lying = $lying + 10; $id_prince = true; $id_guess = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're William Mumma.|prince_a1]]<span id="felltypeGP">The gun room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/prince.png]]
“Boo! SECURITY!!!!!!”
[[Oh oh...|end_5][$fails = $fails + 1]]<span id="felltypeGP">The gun room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/jbar.png]]
<<if $bad_answer == true>>\
“That's exactly what I meant, isn't it wonderful? I'm truly amazed how creative Bob can be.
<<else>>\
“I'll talk to Bob. $costume, you will make America safe again.
<</if>>\
Lake Arthur's all volunteer department already handed out 300 badges over the years!
Did my husband introduce me at all? <span id="highlighted">If you guess right, I'll give you a pokerchip.</span>”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Diane Bast.|jbarr_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Jeri Barr.|jbarr_a1][$id_jbarr = true; $chips = $chips + 1; $id_guess = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're blind.|jbarr_b]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Kellyanne Conway.|jbarr_a1]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're kidding, of course he introduced you!|jbarr_a1][$lying = $lying + 10; $id_jbarr = true; $id_guess = false]]<span id="felltypeGP">The gun room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/jbar.png]]
“You are against freedom and safety! *shouts with a little foam in the corner of her mouth* SECURITY!!!!!!”
[[Oh oh...|end_5][$fails = $fails + 1]]<span id="felltypeGP">The gun room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_hatfill == false>>\
[img[img/ghostbuster.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/hatfill.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $id_hatfill == false>>\
“So wrong... I try to stay out of the limelight these days. I'm director at Doctors for Disaster Preparedness. Some journalists have called it a ‘political fringe group‘ and a ‘truly bizarre lobby group’. I prefer to call it brave enough to challenge the lies of the elite.
<<elseif $id_guess == true>>\
“Excellent! <span id="highlighted">Here is your pokerchip</span>. I try to stay out of the limelight these days. I'm director at Doctors for Disaster Preparedness. Some journalists have called it a ‘political fringe group’ and a ‘truly bizarre lobby group’. I prefer to call it brave enough to challenge the lies of the elite.
<<else>>\
“Formidable bullshitting! Keep honing those skills! I try to stay out of the limelight these days. I'm director at Doctors for Disaster Preparedness. Some journalists have called it a ‘political fringe group’ and a ‘truly bizarre lobby group’. I prefer to call it brave enough to challenge the lies of the elite.
<</if>>\
Arthur Robinson of the Oregon Institute of Science and Medicine is vice president. Robert Mercer has sponsored and attended our conference. Willie Soon, who's in the kitchen, has spoken every year since 2000, sharing his scientific insights into climate change. Fred Singer spoke over 12 times. Some call him the godfather of climate change denial. He's a true skeptic.” *sighs*
[[Rrrright... nice talking to ya|Gun room]]<span id="felltypeGP">The gun room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_thiel == false>>\
[img[img/hulk.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/thiel.png]]\
<</if>>\
<<if $id_thiel == false>>
“You are NOT paying attention... *rolls eyes* But you'll hear more of me, I'm going to be part of the Executive committee of Trump's transition team, together with Steve.
<<elseif $id_guess == true>>
“That's me, Peter Thiel. <span id="highlighted">*shakes your hand whith a chip in his palm*</span> You'll hear more of me, I'm going to be part of the Executive committee of Trump's transition team, together with Steve.
<<else>>
“Smooth $costume, very smooth. Peter Thiel, in the flesh. You'll hear more of me, I'm going to be part of the Executive committee of Trump's transition team, together with Steve.
<</if>>
If things turn ugly, I'm off to New Zealand. In The Sovereign Individual: How to Survive and Thrive During the Collapse of the Welfare State, New Zealand is mentioned as the perfect spot for a bright new dawn. Out of the wreckage of civilizational collapse, the story goes, will emerge a new global dispensation, in which a ‘cognitive elite’ will rise to power and influence, as a class of sovereign individuals ‘commanding vastly greater resources’ who will no longer be subject to the power of nation-states and will redesign governments to suit their ends.”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Bon voyage man!|Gun room]]<span id="felltypeGP">The gun room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/prince.png]]
<<if $id_prince == false>>
“Tssss... *stares coldly along the barrel of a Glock 17*
<<elseif $id_guess == true>>
“<span id="highlighted">Here's your chip!</span> Erik Prince indeed. I knew you were a sharp one. *stares coldly along the barrel of a Glock 17*
<<else>>
“I'm keeping that chip. Erik Prince is the name. You sure do you know how to bullshit. I knew you were a sharp one. *stares coldly along the barrel of a Glock 17*
<</if>>
Anyways, you probably know my mother Elsa Prince Broekhuizen. She's on the board of the Council for National Policy, with Conway, Bozell, Mercer and Bannon. She's also on the board of the Acton Institute for the Study of Religion and Liberty, which collaborates with the Dignitatis Humanae Institute, Steve's gladiator school for culture warriors. Ah and let's not forget Focus on the Family. Some of these institutes have been accused of pooring millions of dark money into Europe to boost the far right. All they want is to bring back family values!
Family...” *sighs while checking out the Glock 17*
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Dude...|Gun room]]
<span id="felltypeGP">The gun room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/jbar.png]]
<<if $id_jbarr == false>>\
“He forgot to introduce me... I can't believe it. He's a free man, but really?
<<elseif $id_guess == true>>\
“<span id="highlighted">You earned your chip.</span> Jeri Barr, so good to meet you. Of course Bob wouldn't forget to introduce me... but he's so very busy defending liberty and freedom, it could have slipped his mind.
<<else>>\
“That is one astonishing bluff! Jeri Barr, so good to meet you. Of course Bob could forget to introduce me... he's so very busy defending liberty and freedom, it could have slipped his mind.
<</if>>\
He is chairman of Liberty Guard, Inc., a non-profit dedicated to protecting individual liberty, and he heads a consulting firm, Liberty Strategies, Inc. and he wrote some wonderful books too. Like Patriot Nation: Bob Barr’s Laws of the Universe Volume One and my favorite, Bob Barr's Lessons in Liberty.”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Liberty! Yay!|Gun room]]<<if $id_mgarrett == false>>\
[img[img/gangster_frechette.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/mgarrett.png]]\
<</if>>\
Thematic blabla
Do you know who I am?
[[no honest|mgarrett_a1][$lying = $lying - 10]]
[[yes bluff|mgarrett_a1][$lying = $lying + 10; $id_mgarrett = true]]
[[no insulting|mgarrett_b]]<<if $id_mgarrett == false>>\
[img[img/gangster_frechette.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/mgarrett.png]]\
<</if>>\
Wait a minute... are you even supposed to be here? SECURITY!!!!!!
[[Oh oh...|end_5][$fails = $fails + 1]]<<if $id_sgarrett == false>>\
[img[img/gangster_capone.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/sgarrett.png]]\
<</if>>\
Thematic blabla
Do you know who I am?
[[no honest|sgarrett_a1][$lying = $lying - 10]]
[[yes bluff|sgarrett_a1][$lying = $lying + 10; $id_sgarrett = true]]
[[no insulting|sgarrett_b]]<<if $id_sgarrett == false>>\
[img[img/gangster_capone.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/sgarrett.png]]\
<</if>>\
Wait a minute... are you even supposed to be here? SECURITY!!!!!!
[[Oh oh...|end_5][$fails = $fails + 1]]<<if $id_nbozell == false>>\
[img[img/joan.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/nbozell.png]]\
<</if>>\
Thematic blabla
Do you know who I am?
[[no honest|nbozell_a1][$lying = $lying - 10]]
[[yes bluff|nbozell_a1][$lying = $lying + 10; $id_nbozell = true]]
[[no insulting|nbozell_b]]<<if $id_nbozell == false>>\
[img[img/joan.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/nbozell.png]]\
<</if>>\
Wait a minute... are you even supposed to be here? SECURITY!!!!!!
[[Oh oh...|end_5][$fails = $fails + 1]]<<if $id_mumma == false>>\
[img[img/axe.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/mumma.png]]\
<</if>>\
Thematic blabla
Do you know who I am?
[[no honest|mumma_a1][$lying = $lying - 10]]
[[yes bluff|mumma_a1][$lying = $lying + 10; $id_mumma = true]]
[[no insulting|mumma_b]]<<if $id_mumma == false>>\
[img[img/axe.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/mumma.png]]\
<</if>>\
Wait a minute... are you even supposed to be here? SECURITY!!!!!!
[[Oh oh...|end_5][$fails = $fails + 1]]<<if $id_mgarrett == false>>\
[img[img/gangster_frechette.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/mgarrett.png]]\
<</if>>\
end blabla
[[Ok nice talking to ya|Dining room]]<<if $id_sgarrett == false>>\
[img[img/gangster_capone.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/sgarrett.png]]\
<</if>>\
end blabla
[[Ok nice talking to ya|Dining room]]<<if $id_nbozell == false>>\
[img[img/joan.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/nbozell.png]]\
<</if>>\
end blabla
[[Ok nice talking to ya|Dining room]]<<if $id_mumma == false>>\
[img[img/axe.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/mumma.png]]\
<</if>>\
end blabla
[[Ok nice talking to ya|Dining room]]<span id="felltypeGP">The poker room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/carddealer.png]]
<<set $badhands = [2, 3, 4, 5]>>\
<<set $mediumhands =[7, 8, 9, 10]>>\
<<set $goodhands = ["jack", "queen", "king", "ace"]>>\
<<set $house = ["♠", "♣", "♥", "♦"]>>\
<<set $position = ["small blind", "big blind", "cut off"]>>\
\
<<if $id_mercer == false>>\
<<set $player_1 = "Mandrake the Magician">>\
<<else>>\
<<set $player_1 = "Robert Mercer">>\
<</if>> \
<<if $id_damato == false>>\
<<set $player_2 = "a white guy">>\
<<else>>\
<<set $player_2 = "Alfonse D'Amato">>\
<</if>>\
<<set $players = [$player_1, $player_2]>>\
\
You are playing poker with $player_1 and $player_2. \
\
<<set $myPosition = $position.pluck()>>\
<<if $myPosition == "small blind">>\
You are in the $myPosition position, the player left of the dealer, first to play. The small blind has a mandatory bet of 1 chip in the first round.
<<elseif $myPosition == "big blind">>\
You are in the $myPosition position, the second player left of the dealer, second to play. The big blind has a mandatory bet of 2 chips in the first round.
<<else>>\
You are in the $myPosition position, the player right of the dealer, the last one to play.
<</if>>\
You receive 2 cards from the dealer: \
\
<<set $myCard1 = $badhands.pluck()>>\
<<set $myHouse1 = $house.random()>>\
<<set $myCard2 = $badhands.pluck()>>\
<<set $myHouse2 = $house.random()>>\
a <<if $myHouse1 === "♥" or $myHouse1 === "♦">><span id="house">$myHouse1</span> <<else>>$myHouse1<</if>>$myCard1 and a <<if $myHouse2 === "♥" or $myHouse2 === "♦">><span id="house">$myHouse2</span> <<else>>$myHouse2<</if>> $myCard2.\
<<if $myPosition == "small blind" && $chips > 2>>\
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Well, anything could happen at this point of the game, I will [[bet my mandatory chip and if the big blind doesn't fold, I'll match his bet|flop][$chips = $chips - 2; $lying = $lying + 5]].
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Hmmm... not a great start, I'll stick with my [[mandatory 1 chip bet|flop][$chips = $chips - 1; $lying = $lying - 5]].
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> My cards are not very promising, I'm out of this game. I [[fold|card dealer]].
<<elseif $myPosition == "big blind" && $chips > 2>>\
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Well, anything could happen at this point of the game, I will [[bet my mandatory 2 chips|flop][$chips = $chips - 2]].
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> My cards are not very promising, I'm out of this game. I [[fold|card dealer]].
<<elseif $myPosition == "cut off" && $chips > 2>>\
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> The others bet 2 chips, anything is still possible at this stage, I will go in guns blazing and [[raise with 1|flop][$chips = $chips - 3; $lying = $lying + 5]].
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> I will match their bet and [[call|flop][$chips = $chips - 2; $lying = $lying - 5]].
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> My cards are not very promising, I'll [[fold|card dealer]].
<<else>>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Oh no! I don't have enough chips left to continue to play... I have to [[fold|card dealer]]
<</if>><span id="felltypeGP">The poker room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/carddealer.png]]
The cards in your hand are a <<if $myHouse1 === "♥" or $myHouse1 === "♦">><span id="house">$myHouse1</span><<else>>$myHouse1<</if>>$myCard1 and a <<if $myHouse2 === "♥" or $myHouse2 === "♦">><span id="house">$myHouse2</span><<else>>$myHouse2<</if>>$myCard2.\
The dealer places 3 cards on the table. \
<<set $myCard3 = $goodhands.pluck()>>\
<<set $myCard4 = $goodhands.pluck()>>\
<<set $myCard5 = $goodhands.pluck()>>\
<<set $myHouse3 = $house.random()>>\
<<set $myHouse4 = $house.random()>>\
<<set $myHouse5 = $house.random()>>\
\
It's a <<if $myHouse3 === "♥" or $myHouse3 === "♦">><span id="house">$myHouse3</span><<else>>$myHouse3<</if>>$myCard3, <<if $myHouse4 === "♥" or $myHouse4 === "♦">><span id="house">$myHouse4</span><<else>>$myHouse4<</if>> $myCard4 and a <<if $myHouse5 === "♥" or $myHouse5 === "♦">><span id="house">$myHouse5</span><<else>>$myHouse5<</if>>$myCard5.\
<<if $chips < 2>>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Oh no! I don't have enough chips left to continue to play... I have to [[fold|card dealer]]
\
<<elseif $myPosition == "small blind">>\
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Hmmm... not promising, I will stay in the game without placing a bet for now. I [[check|Turn][$lying = $lying - 5]].
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Argh... not good! But I'll pretend to have a good hand, I will [[bet 1 chip|Turn][$chips = $chips - 1; $lying = $lying + 5]].
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Hopeless. I [[fold|card dealer]].
\
<<elseif $myPosition == "big blind">>\
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Argh... not good! The small blind bet 1 chip... I'll pretend to have a good hand... I will [[raise with 1 chip|Turn][$chips = $chips - 2; $lying = $lying + 5]].
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Hmmm... not promising. I will match the small blind and [[call|Turn][$chips = $chips - 1; $lying = $lying - 5]].
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Hopeless. I [[fold|card dealer]].
\
<<elseif $myPosition == "cut off">>\
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Argh... not good! And nobody checked... The others bet 1 chip. I'll pretend to have a good hand... I will [[raise with 1 chip|Turn][$chips = $chips - 2; $lying = $lying + 5]].
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Hmmm... not promising. I will match their bet and [[call|Turn][$chips = $chips - 1; $lying = $lying - 5]].
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Hopeless. I [[fold|card dealer]].
<</if>><span id="felltypeGP">The poker room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/carddealer.png]]
The cards in your hand are a <<if $myHouse1 === "♥" or $myHouse1 === "♦">><span id="house">$myHouse1</span><<else>>$myHouse1<</if>>$myCard1 and a <<if $myHouse2 === "♥" or $myHouse2 === "♦">><span id="house">$myHouse2</span><<else>>$myHouse2<</if>>$myCard2. \
The cards on the table are a <<if $myHouse3 === "♥" or $myHouse3 === "♦">><span id="house">$myHouse3</span><<else>>$myHouse3<</if>>$myCard3, <<if $myHouse4 === "♥" or $myHouse4 === "♦">><span id="house">$myHouse4</span><<else>>$myHouse4<</if>> $myCard4 and a <<if $myHouse5 === "♥" or $myHouse5 === "♦">><span id="house">$myHouse5</span><<else>>$myHouse5<</if>>$myCard5. \
The dealer places another card on the table. \
<<set $myCard6 = $mediumhands.pluck()>>\
<<set $myHouse6 = $house.random()>>\
It's a <<if $myHouse6 === "♥" or $myHouse6 === "♦">><span id="house">$myHouse6</span><<else>>$myHouse6<</if>>$myCard6. \
<<if $myPosition == "small blind" && $chips > 1>>\
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> This is not looking good. I will pray for a good card in the next round, but for now, I [[check|River][$lying = $lying - 5]].
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Jeez, ah well, poker face on and I'll [[bet one chip|River][$chips = $chips - 1; $lying = $lying + 5]].
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Is this dealer for real? I am out of here. I [[fold|card dealer]].
\
<<elseif $myPosition == "big blind" && $chips > 2>>\
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Jeez, ah well, poker face on. The small blind bet 1, I'll [[raise with 1 chip|River][$chips = $chips - 2; $lying = $lying + 5]].
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> This is not looking good. I will pray for a good card in the next round, but for now, I will match the small blind, I [[call|River][$chips = $chips - 1; $lying = $lying - 5]].
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Is this dealer for real? I am out of here. I [[fold|card dealer]].
\
<<elseif $myPosition == "cut off" && $chips > 2>>\
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Nobody checked... Jeez, ah well, poker face on. They both bet 1 chip. I will [[raise with 1 chip|River][$chips = $chips - 2; $lying = $lying + 5]].
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> This is not looking good. I will pray for a good card in the next round, but for now, I will match their bet and [[call|River][$chips = $chips - 1; $lying = $lying - 5]].
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Is this dealer for real? I am out of here. I [[fold|card dealer]].
\
<<else>>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Oh no! I don't have enough chips to continue to play... I have no choice but to [[fold|card dealer]].
<</if>>
<span id="felltypeGP">The poker room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/carddealer.png]]
The cards in your hand are a <<if $myHouse1 === "♥" or $myHouse1 === "♦">><span id="house">$myHouse1</span><<else>>$myHouse1<</if>>$myCard1 and a <<if $myHouse2 === "♥" or $myHouse2 === "♦">><span id="house">$myHouse2</span><<else>>$myHouse2<</if>>$myCard2. \
The cards on the table are a <<if $myHouse3 === "♥" or $myHouse3 === "♦">><span id="house">$myHouse3</span><<else>>$myHouse3<</if>>$myCard3, <<if $myHouse4 === "♥" or $myHouse4 === "♦">><span id="house">$myHouse4</span><<else>>$myHouse4<</if>> $myCard4, <<if $myHouse5 === "♥" or $myHouse5 === "♦">><span id="house">$myHouse5</span><<else>>$myHouse5<</if>>$myCard5 and a <<if $myHouse6 === "♥" or $myHouse6 === "♦">><span id="house">$myHouse6</span><<else>>$myHouse6<</if>>$myCard6. \
The dealer places the last card on the table. \
<<set $myCard7 = $mediumhands.pluck()>>\
<<set $myHouse7 = $house.random()>>\
It's a <<if $myHouse7 === "♥" or $myHouse7 === "♦">><span id="house">$myHouse7</span><<else>>$myHouse7<</if>>$myCard7. \
<<if $lying >= 99 && $myPosition == "cut off">>
Because of your stone cold bluff, they both believed you had a great hand and folded! <span id="highlighted">YOU WIN! </span>\
<<set $chips = $chips + 30>>\
The dealer takes $player_2's and $player_1's chips and gives them to you. You've got $chips chips now, enough for that gold Rolex!
Just as you reached the high point of your evening, $player_1 looks deep into your eyes and says he wants to talk to you. \
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Looks serious... Interesting! I will talk to him|chat]].
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Feels fishy, I will dodge him and go mingle|Poker room]].
\
<<elseif $lying >= 99 && $myPosition == "big blind" && $chips > 2>>
Because of your stone cold bluff, $player_1 folded!
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> I will stick with my seemingly convincing bluff and [[raise with 2 chips|Showdown][$chips = $chips - 2; $lying = $lying + 5]].
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> With these cards, perhaps a little precaution is wise, I will [[bet 1 chip|Showdown][$chips = $chips - 1; $lying = $lying - 5]].
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> I don't stand a chance... I [[fold|card dealer]].
\
<<elseif $lying >= 99 && $myPosition == "small blind" && $chips > 2>>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> This is not worth a chip... I [[check|Showdown][$lying = $lying - 5]],
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> I am going for a gutsy [[2 chip bet|Showdown][$chips = $chips - 2; $lying = $lying + 5]].
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> I don't stand a chance... I [[fold|card dealer]].
\
<<elseif $lying < 99 && $myPosition == "small blind" && $chips > 2>>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> This is not worth a chip... I [[check|Showdown][$lying = $lying - 5]].
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> I'm feeling lucky, I'll place a [[2 chip bet|Showdown][$chips = $chips - 2; $lying = $lying + 5]].
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> I don't stand a chance... I [[fold|card dealer]].
\
<<elseif $lying < 99 && $myPosition == "big blind" && $chips > 2>>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> The small blind bet 1 chip... I'm feeling lucky, I'll [[raise with 1 chip|Showdown][$chips = $chips - 2; $lying = $lying + 5]].
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Caution is in order, I will match the small blind and [[call|Showdown][$chips = $chips - 1; $lying = $lying - 5]].
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> I don't stand a chance... I [[fold|card dealer]].
\
<<elseif $lying < 99 && $myPosition == "cut off" && $chips > 2>>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> They both bet 1 chip. I'm feeling lucky, I'll [[raise with 1 chip|Showdown][$chips = $chips - 2; $lying = $lying + 5]].
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> Caution is in order, I will match them and [[call|Showdown][$chips = $chips - 1; $lying = $lying - 5]].
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> I don't stand a chance... I [[fold|card dealer]].
\
<<else>>
You don't have enough chips to continue to play...
<span id="fellflower3">1</span>I have no choice but to [[fold|card dealer]].
<</if>><span id="felltypeGP">The poker room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have zero pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. <span id="highlighted">You have 1 Rolex!</span> \
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
<<if $id_mercer == false>>\
[img[img/mandrake.png]]\
<<else>>\
[img[img/mercer.png]]\
<</if>>\
“Impressive! You played well $costume... Amazing skills. Such bluff! I have to say you seem quite gifted at... finding your way... with alternative truths. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!”
Mercer looks you in the eyes, remaining silent for some time, as if trying to read your mind. You suspect he probably realised you were not on his guest list. Maybe if you start running now you could still make it back home with the Rolex. However, to your own surprise, Mercer starts talking to you in a gentle manner:
“Say my friend, would you be interested in some work? I'm looking for fresh talents like yourself. Would you like to work for me on the Trump 2020 campaign team?”
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Err, wait, no, thanks but no thanks, I think I'll go home now...|end_6][$rolex = "1"; $chips = 0]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[What? Oh! Well actually, I was looking for a new job, let's talk!|end_7][$rolex = $rolex + 1; $chips = 0]]<span id="felltypeGP">The poker room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/carddealer.png]]
The cards in your hand are a <<if $myHouse1 === "♥" or $myHouse1 === "♦">><span id="house">$myHouse1</span><<else>>$myHouse1<</if>>$myCard1 and a <<if $myHouse2 === "♥" or $myHouse2 === "♦">><span id="house">$myHouse2</span><<else>>$myHouse2<</if>>$myCard2. \
The cards on the table are a <<if $myHouse3 === "♥" or $myHouse3 === "♦">><span id="house">$myHouse3</span><<else>>$myHouse3<</if>>$myCard3, <<if $myHouse4 === "♥" or $myHouse4 === "♦">><span id="house">$myHouse4</span><<else>>$myHouse4<</if>> $myCard4, <<if $myHouse5 === "♥" or $myHouse5 === "♦">><span id="house">$myHouse5</span><<else>>$myHouse5<</if>>$myCard5, <<if $myHouse6 === "♥" or $myHouse6 === "♦">><span id="house">$myHouse6</span><<else>>$myHouse6<</if>>$myCard6 and a <<if $myHouse7 === "♥" or $myHouse7 === "♦">><span id="house">$myHouse7</span><<else>>$myHouse7<</if>>$myCard7.
<<if $lying >= 99 && $myPosition == "small blind">>\
You look down at your cards, then up at $player_1 and $player_2. They are pale and silent. Because of your stone cold bluff, they both believed you had a great hand and folded! <span id="highlighted">YOU WIN!</span> \
<<set $chips = $chips + 30>>\
The dealer takes $player_1's and $player_2's chips and gives them to you. <span id="highlighted">You've got $chips chips now, enough for that gold Rolex!</span>
Just as you reached the high point of your evening, $player_1 looks deep into your eyes and says he wants to talk to you.\
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Looks serious... Interesting! I will talk to him|chat]].
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Feels fishy, I will dodge him and go mingle|Poker room]].
\
<<elseif $lying >= 99 && $myPosition == "big blind">>\
You look down at your cards, then up at $player_1 and $player_2. They are pale and silent. In the previous round $player_2 folded, and now $player_1 folds as well. They must have both believed you had a great hand. <span id="highlighted">YOU WIN!</span> \
<<set $chips = $chips + 30>>\
The dealer takes $player_1's and $player_2's chips and gives them to you. <span id="highlighted">You've got $chips chips now, enough for that gold Rolex!</span>
Just as you reached the high point of your evening, $player_1 looks deep into your eyes and says he wants to talk to you. \
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Looks serious... Interesting! I will talk to him|chat]].
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Feels fishy, I will dodge him and go mingle|Poker room]].
\
<<else>>\
You look down at your cards, then up at $player_1 and $player_2. They are smiling at you.
$player_1 and $player_2 show their cards. It's pathetic. <span id="highlighted">They beat you so badly...</span>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> I'll [[go mingle|Poker room]].
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> I want to [[try again|card dealer]].
<</if>><span id="felltypeGP">The end</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have zero pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. <span id="highlighted">You have 1 Rolex.</span> \
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
You politely greet Mercer and slowly walk backwards towards to entrance. Once outside you start running like hell, racing past the guards at the gate, disappearing into the night.
Out of breath, and after making sure you were not followed, you take your phone and order a ride. Shortly after, the cab arrives. The entire journey home, the driver stares at you in the rearview mirror, wondering if you are the real $costume...
Your head is spinning with disguises, names, strange revelations and confessions. Did all of this actually happen? Is reality as twisted as a Pynchon novel?
When you enter your house you quickly wash away the salty and bitter taste of cigars and caviar with a fresh glass of tap water. You look at your Rolex. If you sell it, you could probably live off of it for a little while. But what to do with all the knowledge you gathered?
Would anyone believe the things you learned? One thing is for sure, you will never wear a costume again.
The end.<span id="felltypeGP">The end</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have zero pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. <span id="highlighted">You have 1 Rolex.</span> \
\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
Later that night, you partied with the unelected and elected rulers of the United States until the break of dawn. Mercer introduced you to all the guests you didn't meet yet, and your address book filled quicker than it ever did before.
Yes, you were good at bullshitting and making sure you'd get what you wanted. You blended in like a libertarian chameleon, hiding behind several layers of disguise, playing the game 100% solo, selfishly pursuing riches, making Ayn Rand look like a leftist.
Tired, satisfied and contracted for 2020 you return home and suddenly realise that you may never be able to take off your costume again.
The end.<span id="felltypeGP">3 December 2016</span>
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
Saturday the 3rd of December 2016, hedge-fund billionaire Robert Mercer hosted the Mercer family's annual costume party at the Owl's nest, Long Island, New York. Every year the party has a different theme. This year's theme was “Villains and Heroes”.
Past years' parties have featured black jack and poker tables. Guests were supplied with poker chips that could be traded in for luxurious prices such as gold Rolexes, according to a Politico report.
The press was not allowed access and guests were asked to be discrete.
Many people attended, but only 25 guests were confirmed: Robert Mercer, Rebekah Mercer, Donald Trump, Steve Bannon, Kellyanne Conway, Peter Thiel, Nigel Farage, Erik Prince, Joseph and Diane Bast, Brent and Norma Bozell, Bob and Jeri Barr, Alfonse D'Amato, John Jay Lavalle, Lawrence Mone, Steven Hatfill, Scott and Mary Ellen Garrett, Rob Astorino, Roger Kimball, Ron Santavicca, William Mumma and Willie Soon.
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[What could possibly have happened there?...|invite][$mylocation = "bg"]]
<span id="felltypeGP">The poker room</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/carddealer.png]]
<<if $lying > 95>>
<q>Let me look deep into your eyes... Yes, I can tell you're good at bullshitting. Your bluff will blow them away. Go for it $costume!</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Wooohoooow! Let's play POKERRRRRRRR!|pre-flop]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Sheesh you've made me a little insecure, I'll go work on my skills.|Poker room]]
<<else>>
<q>Let me look deep into your eyes... Just what I was worried about. You're not very good at bullshitting are you? It's up to you, but if I were you I would work on my skills a little before going up against the likes of these two.</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Stop staring me down, I want to play!|pre-flop]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Perhaps you're right, I'll go work on my skills.|Poker room]]
<</if>><span id="felltypeGP">The front gate of the Owl's nest</span>
You are disguised as $costume. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
<<if $bad_answer == true>>\
The guard hesitates a second, then starts laughing uncomfortably. He eventually says: “Very funny, hahaha, but look, we received strict instructions. Talk like that again and we will have to send you back home $costume”.
Yikes, okay, <span id="highlighted">perhaps you should try bullshitting your way through this instead. Clearly honesty won't get you anywhere close to that gold Rolex</span>.
<<else>>\
The guard looks ashamed and embarassed. He quickly gestures to his colleague: “Of course, of course! No problem, no problem at all. Please, welcome $costume!”
Wow, that was easy! You managed to bullshit your way through this with great success! <span id="highlighted">Your capability to bullshit got a 10 points increase! Keep in mind that this is an essential skill to master when playing poker for Rolexes, and for surviving in the mansion</span>.
<</if>>\
To enter the mansion you pass underneath a faux-marble entryway with the phrase “BONO MALUM SUPERATE” written on it.
A hostess approaches you: “Welcome! Please accept this modest gift from our host. This will allow you to participate in the small poker tournament. I wish you an excellent evening $costume”.
<span id="highlighted">You are given 10 pokerchips</span>.
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Fantastic! I'm in!!!|Entrance][$chips = $chips + 10]]\
<<set $mylocation = "arrival_2">>\<span id="felltypeGP">The ballroom</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/bbar.png]]
<q>Today we celebate defeating crooked Hillary! I've been fighting the Clintons a long time. I was the first to call for the impeachment of Bill, even before the Lewinsky thing, and once that story came out, I was the first to call for his resignation. After Bill left office, me and some friends tried to build a ‘Counter Clinton Library’ in Little Rock, close to the Clinton Presidential Center and ‘LIE-brary’.
Wouldn't you have loved to visit my Library?</q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Are you kidding? Would have LOVED it.|bbar_a][$bad_answer = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Not particularly|bbar_a][$bad_answer = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Oh please... You were cheating on your wife and refused to answer questions about it too.|bbar_b]]
<<set $met_bbarr = true>>\
<span id="felltypeGP">The ballroom</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
\
[img[img/bbar.png]]
<q>It's great all that got taken up by Citizens United and Steve's Government Accountability Institute... A nice 1.7 million donation from the Mercers and BOOM... media magick... Clinton Cash was a New York Times bestseller, the movie made it to Cannes *sighs with bliss*.
By the way, I'm not incognito like yourself, but do you know my name at all? <span id="highlighted">Guess right and I'll give you a pokerchip.</span></q>
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Aren't you the guy from Borat? Bob Barr?|bbar_a1][$id_bbarr = true; $chips = $chips + 1; $id_guess = true]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[You're Steven Hatfill.|bbar_a1][$lying = $lying - 10]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Sure I do! I'm a gun-toting, abortion-fighting, IRS-hating hard right winger myself!|bbar_a1][$lying = $lying + 10; $id_bbarr = true; $id_guess = false]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Not a clue, billionaires spreading fake news huh? Sounds like a much repeated and succesful approach to gain influence.|bbar_b]]<span id="felltypeGP">References</span>
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
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Villains and Heroes is a project by Marloes de Valk.
The project was made possible with kind support from ZKM, Center for Art and Media and Akademie Schloss Solitude.
Special thanks to Aymeric Mansoux, Marisa Olson, Tatiana Bazzichelli, Clara Herrmann and Margit Rosen!
This project is made with Twine (Sugarcube), an open-source tool for telling interactive, nonlinear stories.
The Fell Types are digitally reproduced by Igino Marini. www.iginomarini.com<span id="felltypeGP">Home</span>
You are disguised as Pikachu. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
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You pick up your phone and check out the costume website. Oh, it's already paid for and there is near instant delivery via an Amazon drone. What a time to be alive... The following costumes are still available:
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Friedrich Hayek|arrival][$costume to "Friedrich Hayek"; $lying = $lying + 5; $tried_costumes.push("Friedrich Hayek")]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[The Joker|arrival][$costume to "Joker"; $lying = $lying - 5; $tried_costumes.push("Joker")]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Mother Teresa|arrival][$costume to "Mother Teresa"; $lying = $lying - 10; $tried_costumes.push("Mother Teresa")]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Ayn Rand|arrival][$costume to "Ayn Rand"; $lying = $lying + 10; $tried_costumes.push("Ayn Rand")]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[Rosa Parks|arrival][$costume to "Rosa Parks"; $lying = $lying - 20; $tried_costumes.push("Rosa Parks")]]
<span id="fellflower3">1</span> [[John Rockefeller|arrival][$costume to "John Rockefeller"; $lying = $lying + 10; $tried_costumes.push("John Rockefeller")]]
<<set $mylocation = "website_2">>\<span id="felltypeGP">Game over</span>
<<set $chips = $chips.clamp(0, 100)>>\
<<set $lying = $lying.clamp(0, 100)>>\
You are disguised as $costume. You have $chips pokerchips. You have a $lying% capability to bullshit. You have zero Rolexes.
<<if $lying < 100>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: get better at bullshitting people.</span>
<<elseif $chips >= 4>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: Play poker and win Rolex!</span>
<<else>>\
<span id="highlighted">Goal: uncover guests' identities to acquire poker chips.</span>
<</if>>\
<span id="fellflower2">o</span>
While you were waiting for a taxi to take you home, your head was spinning with disguises, names, strange revelations and confessions.
After you come home, you quickly wash away the salty and bitter taste of cigars and caviar with a fresh glass of water and decide this was the last costume party of your life.